Funny Telugu Stuff

[150bryant]

Ad kosam chiru “Thumps up” taagadu,
Pavan manakosam “Pepsi” taagadu,
Trisha sales kosam “Fanta” taagindhi,
Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam “Domex” ayina taagava…?

[150bryant]

To all DB memberss...

Edhi emyna kaani life lo 2 vishyalu gurtupettukondi…
1) Chettu edhyna kaani gaalosthey vooguthay
2) Raaakapothey voogavu…

[150bryant]

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[sudigaali]

[img]http://i39.tinypic.com/2uzvwol.gif[/img]  *=: *=: you rock

[150bryant]

Thriling family story. Mom, Dad n son(Hero).Boy saw gal, loved her. Lukly she cums opp his house he proposes her love goes smoothlyDad saw son wit gal -INTRVL-Dad:who's that gal..?Son:I love dat gal & i will marry her...Dad is shocked...!!ClimaxDad: imposible, she's ur sister, u cnt marry her...Son shocked...!! (TWIST IN STORY)Mom: dnt wory son, i'l arange ur marrage, u r nt his son...Now Dad shocked...!! THE ENDgud ngt.

[150bryant]

Begger:ayya kaasta dharam cheyandi ayya......
woner: vellu..vellu..intlo ammagaru leru.
Begger: nenu adigindi dharmam.mee pellani kadu babaiah....

[150bryant]

Alalaki Alupu ledu
      Silalalaki Choopu ledu,             

      Kalalaki Roopu ledu,

      Voohalaki antham ledu,

      Mounaniki Basha ledu,

      Premaki Chavu ledu,

      Naaku Pani Ledu,

      Neeku Pani Radu,

[150bryant]

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[Julai]

[quote author=jamajacha link=topic=79011.msg836711#msg836711 date=1278222528]
Begger:ayya kaasta dharam cheyandi ayya......
woner: vellu..vellu..intlo ammagaru leru.
Begger: nenu adigindi dharmam.mee pellani kadu babaiah....
[/quote] h@) g! h@) g! h@) g! h@)

[150bryant]

There was just one cinema Theatre in the Village. The village people, though
backward were very patriotic. In fact as a Cinema screen the owner of the
theatre had installed a khaadi dhoti. The villagers were very happy with
the idea of a Khaadi Dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate the theatre to
Mahatma Gandhiji, and Named the theatre: GANDHI KEE DHOTI
Some of the Up coming attractions at GANDHI KEE DHOTI as advertised in the
Local Newspaper were:
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein KACHHE DHAGE
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein HAL-CHAL
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Daraar
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Chuppa Rustom
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Baazigar
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Do Jasoos
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Aandhi
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Garam Hawaa
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Hero No. 1
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Sabse Bada Khilaadi
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Kuch Kuch hota hai
Gandhi kee dohti mein Raju Ban Gaya Gentlemen
Gandhi kee dohti mein Josh
Gandhi kee dohti mein Joru ka Ghulam
Gandhi kee dohti mein Mere Do Anmol Ratan
Gandhi kee dohti mein Judwaa
Gandhi kee dohti mein Refugee
Gandhi kee dohti mein Tera Jadoo Chal Gaaya
Gandhi kee dohti mein Jungle
Gandhi kee dohti mein Hera Pheri
Gandhi kee dohti mein Ajnabee
Gandhi kee dohti mein Pyaasa

[150bryant]

“Kalaloki vastavu SMS laga
Manasulo vundipo RING TONE laga
Mana sneham taraga neeku BALANCE laga
Nuvvu busy ga vundaku NETWORK laga!”

[anticastepolicy]

[quote author=jamajacha link=topic=79011.msg836711#msg836711 date=1278222528]
Begger:ayya kaasta dharam cheyandi ayya......
woner: vellu..vellu..intlo ammagaru leru.
Begger: nenu adigindi dharmam.mee pellani kadu babaiah....
[/quote]idhi 2gud undhi  [img]http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons/emoticon-cartoon-022.gif[/img] [img]http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons/emoticon-cartoon-022.gif[/img] [img]http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons/emoticon-cartoon-022.gif[/img]

*=: you rock

[150bryant]

టీచర్: సోము! విద్యార్ధులు ఎక్కువగా ఉపయోగించే పదం ఏమిటి?
సోము: నాకు తెలియదు టీచర్!
టీచర్: వెరీగుడ్

[150bryant]

English: Johnny Johnny Yes papa
Eating Sugar No papa
Telling lies no papa
Open your mouth ha ha ha

Telangana Telugu: Johnny ga oh.. Johnny ga..
Endhi naina Shekkar Bukkinava ra.. ledhu naina
abaddalu adutunnava ra munda koduka
noru teruvara lambidi koduka

[150bryant]

English: Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
jack fell down and broke
his crown jill came tumbling down.

Telangana Telugu: jack gaadu jill gaadu konda ku poyinru
gaadi ki poyi neellu testunte jack
gaadu kinda padi
moothi bokkal saap chesu kundu
jill gaadu dil khush toni panduga cheskunnadu