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Onsite andagaadu Offshore chinnadi,
Office lo Java-intlo baava,
Attaku Sybase Ammayiki D-Base ,
Fire aina Mogudu Job vachhina pellam ,
Priyudu nerpina PASCAL,
Project dorakani Papa,
India vellalani undi,
Gova lo Java Ma aayana SAP,
Yemandi mailochindi,
Oka computer iddaru programmerlu ,
Ninne debug chesta,
Data clean chesukundam ra,
COBOL kaatesindi,
Lotus lo lolli,
SAPsangamam,
Job-e-kaavaali,
Nee Password Naaku Telsu!!!,
Manager Harischandra Prasad,
Programergaaru baagunnara ???,
Priyuraliki oka E-Mail,
Virus leni manishi,
Bhale client,
Review cheddam,
Seemavirus,
Intlo Hackerayya Veedhilo Jokerayya,
Naakoo MCA Kavali,
Bhale Codervi Basu,
Gates : Veediki Windows Levu,
Visa Ichuko Program Puchuko,
Chettu Kinda Coder,
Avunu Validdaru Programmerlu,
Attaku Projectu, Ammayiki Leaderu,
C-shaarp: Veedu Sharp Guru,
MNC Manadi- MCH Marokaridi,
Java Lakidi Bava
Call Center 16
Javavari Veedhi

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[quote author=jamajacha link=topic=79011.msg836711#msg836711 date=1278222528]
Begger:ayya kaasta dharam cheyandi ayya......
woner: vellu..vellu..intlo ammagaru leru.
Begger: nenu adigindi dharmam.mee pellani kadu babaiah....
[/quote] you rock you rock you rock you rock

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[quote author=jamajacha link=topic=79011.msg836711#msg836711 date=1278222528]
Begger:ayya kaasta dharam cheyandi ayya......
woner: vellu..vellu..intlo ammagaru leru.
Begger: nenu adigindi dharmam.mee pellani kadu babaiah....
[/quote] LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q

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congratulations you rock you rock you rock you rock you rock you rock congratulationss

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Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh).

As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.

She asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks.

Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock.

Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri,

"Who's clock is that?"
That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.


"And whose clock is that?"
That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have only moved twice,
telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."

Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"
Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan"

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Nxt gen Child wil sing in school:
Twinkle twinkle litle star,
I just went 2 royal bar,Whisky rates r up so high,
So drink a beer wth chiken fry. :D

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Nepali:
Shaab ji, ye Shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega??

Salesman:
Patha nahi...

Nepali:
Newspaper me ad tho isi dukaan ka hai ????

Salesman:
Abey ye Shaam Singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai

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this is good thread ...and my contribution is always ther.
good post

  • 3 months later...
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A boy went to Shop to get a shampooo packet...

Boy :      Shampooo packet undaa?

Shop gal :ya  'Vatika'

Boy : Hey Vaatiki kaadu, talakeee...


telsina joke ayithe  sorry2 sorry2 ..but my all time favourite....

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