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A King enrolled his donkey in a race & won.
Local paper read: ' KING's ASS WON'

The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the queen.

The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN"
The king fainted....

Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for $10.

Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10"

The queen fainted...

The next day king ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it in jungle.

The Next day Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS FREE & WILD"

The king died... !!

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Just now, reality said:

A King enrolled his donkey in a race & won.
Local paper read: ' KING's ASS WON'

The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the queen.

The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN"
The king fainted....

Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for $10.

Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10"

The queen fainted...

The next day king ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it in jungle.

The Next day Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS FREE & WILD"

The king died... !!

@reality rockz

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