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Posted
11 hours ago, Quickgun_murugan said:

fcuk everyday (except those days of the month ) ... make sure to release sperms inside the right place... eat lot of sea food like crab, shrimp for more protein 

tortoise lu pudithe elaa ???

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7 hours ago, Crazy_Robert said:

Abbailu night time underwear veskokunte better e na ? Boxer lantivi veskoccha ? 

bed meeda boxing seyatam baaga raavali kaanee boxer di emundi bayyyaaa

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11 hours ago, hello987 said:

Sperm shoot avvaala force ga? adhi emanna reason aa?

oka gun lo load chesi shoot seyyi neeeee ...
alaakaadu semen lopala vaduleyy ... danilo unde sperm quality gaa unte elli dookutaadi egg medaki ... each time we ejaculate ... it releases millions of sperms in it ... daanilo lucky sperm elli karisiooooo ...(rarely two will go ... ade twins baa) 

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ori deenamma bathayyooo okka day db ki raakapothey ilaanti kalaa khandaaalu laanti threads paddaayi enti ? 

CITI_c$y

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13 hours ago, TOM_BHAYYA said:

Enni nello delivery avvaali

we offer economy delivery which is 9 months

and also offer VIP delivery which takes 3-6 months to get the baby

for clients like you we have special package that is “Flash Delivery” which is less than one month and also included with baby’s kindergarten seat guaranteed in your selected area

 

13 hours ago, Quickgun_murugan said:

endulo release cheyyalo andulo release cheste saalu.... notlo or face meeda kakunda ani kavi bhavam..

@3$%

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Just now, hello987 said:

Nice insights by fellow dbians

Bro any result?

Posted
10 hours ago, idibezwada said:

twinski edo theory undani vinna...anyone know?

invitro fertilization bro. people do it.

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7 hours ago, naga_snake said:

oka gun lo load chesi shoot seyyi neeeee ...
alaakaadu semen lopala vaduleyy ... danilo unde sperm quality gaa unte elli dookutaadi egg medaki ... each time we ejaculate ... it releases millions of sperms in it ... daanilo lucky sperm elli karisiooooo ...(rarely two will go ... ade twins baa) 

breathe film 

Posted
10 hours ago, MRI said:

 basic ga sperms cannot swim for long distances.. so help them..

chesey mundu glucon d taggutey vaatiki energy baaga vuntundi.. paisal enduku bokka anukuntey.. oka pani chey.. ammayini kallaki tadesi ceiling ki kattu.. appudu chex chey.. gravity will aid them in swimming upstate.. pregnancy kharaar..

 

10 hours ago, idibezwada said:

nebonda lane undi...glucon d and boostlu tagite neeku shakthi vastadigani spermki swimming vastada...@3$%

STANLEY THE SPERM

Once there was a sperm named Stanley. When all the other sperm were just swimming around, Stanley was doing sprints and lifting weights. One day, a sperm asked him why he was always exercising.

"You see," said Stanley, "when the time comes, I'm gonna be first, you'll see." The other sperm did not believe him. But one day, they were called to action, and all started swimming. All of a sudden, Stanley turned and went in the other direction.

"Don't do it, boys! It's a BLOWJOB!"

ee joke gurthuku ochchindii

Posted
8 hours ago, naga_snake said:

tortoise lu pudithe elaa ???

bahubali guarantee kaka...

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