decentsun Posted July 17, 2009 Report Posted July 17, 2009 Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. *************** Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.. Friend: How do u know? Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new *************** Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? Sardar: ZEBRA Teacher: How? Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White *************** Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile? Teacher: Me? No, why? Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call". *************** Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?" Smart Sardar Replied: "No! 35 Children R More than Enough!!" *************** Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE. *************** Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. Manager: Do U know MS Office? Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir. *************** Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay Bombay " Air hostess said: "B silent." Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay" *************** Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:"I MISS YOU" Sardarji replied:> "I Mr YOU" !!. *************** Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key Doctor: When? Sardar: 3 Months Ago Dr:Wat were u doing till now? Sardar: We were using duplicate key *************** Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road??? Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office.... *************** After finishing MBBS, Sardar started his practice. He first checked the Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & finally Said:Torch is okay" *************** Quote
psycopk Posted July 17, 2009 Report Posted July 17, 2009 Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE. This is true...I dont see any thing funny in here...Sardar ji rockssssss *=: Quote
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