kevinUsa Posted March 8, 2019 Report Posted March 8, 2019 Alexa, I am feeling horny. Alexa : most certainly you are. Don't worry. I dimming the lights. Setting your ac to 22 degrees. The dick hardner is kept on top right shelf of your wardrobe. The pussy gel is kept next to it. I have hired your favourite Thai messeur. She is just 12 minutes away as per her uber ride status. I have scheduled her 5k payment from your credit card 2 hours from now. I have checked your wife's GPS and she is in big bazaar lower parel buying groceries. As per her buying checklist stored on my disk, she will take at least 2 more hours plus considering Google maps traffic, more 1 hour to reach home. Enjoy your **. And yes, your condom is in the pull out drawer of living room and the key to that drawer is in your wallet. This is the last condom, so have added condoms to your Amazon cart. Quote
perugu_vada Posted March 8, 2019 Report Posted March 8, 2019 Lol the enquired person surely got to be either @Spartan or @tacobell fan uncle Quote
tacobell fan Posted March 8, 2019 Report Posted March 8, 2019 6 minutes ago, perugu_vada said: Lol the enquired person surely got to be either @Spartan or @tacobell fan uncle CC @MDharmarajuMA Quote
tacobell fan Posted March 8, 2019 Report Posted March 8, 2019 6 minutes ago, perugu_vada said: Lol the enquired person surely got to be either @Spartan or @tacobell fan uncle why me uncle Quote
kevinUsa Posted March 8, 2019 Author Report Posted March 8, 2019 12 minutes ago, tacobell fan said: CC @MDharmarajuMA he is correct person for this joke vammo vammo uncle mari darunam kada Quote
shamsher_007 Posted March 8, 2019 Report Posted March 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, kevinUsa said: he is correct person for this joke vammo vammo uncle mari darunam kada @MDharmarajuMA baa, ni thakuva anchana veyaku kevinu Quote
samaja_vargamana Posted March 8, 2019 Report Posted March 8, 2019 43 minutes ago, kevinUsa said: Alexa, I am feeling horny. Alexa : most certainly you are. Don't worry. I dimming the lights. Setting your ac to 22 degrees. The dick hardner is kept on top right shelf of your wardrobe. The pussy gel is kept next to it. I have hired your favourite Thai messeur. She is just 12 minutes away as per her uber ride status. I have scheduled her 5k payment from your credit card 2 hours from now. I have checked your wife's GPS and she is in big bazaar lower parel buying groceries. As per her buying checklist stored on my disk, she will take at least 2 more hours plus considering Google maps traffic, more 1 hour to reach home. Enjoy your **. And yes, your condom is in the pull out drawer of living room and the key to that drawer is in your wallet. This is the last condom, so have added condoms to your Amazon cart. Joke ardam kaledu baa Quote
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