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1 minute ago, Balibabu said:

Ask her to satisfy him nicely at home 

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A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.

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They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Dave. "Hes on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if hed like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"Shes in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Daves wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave.

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Karen Marie Shelton, Multi Media Magazine Consumer Hair Editor (2000-present)
 
 
 

It’s okay pretty much anytime for a married man to go to a strip club.

I grew up in the software business. Often I was a minority in a team brimming with men.

They loved to go to strip clubs in Dallas for buffet lunches.

In the beginning I wasn’t invited and it hurt my bonding with my team mates. I started to go with them. It was a great decision on my part.

The majority of the men on my team were married. They all behaved themselves.

It’s wasn’t about doing anything inappropriate in any way. It was about having fun, looking at pretty girls, stuffing themselves at a great buffet and bonding with their buds.

Men are very visual.

Wives should understand that the majority of men who go to strip clubs whether married or not, are just going to enjoy the view.

Not necessary to be inappropriate in any way.

Often, men who go to strip clubs and see pretty women, keep their hands to themselves (which the clubs usually make them) and save their lust for their women at home.

If I knew one of my men was going to a strip club, I would not be concerned or upset in any way.

I do think it’s good for a man to tell his wife he went to the club to avoid triggering any mistrust.

Yes, it’s totally fine for a married man to go to a strip club within proper parameters.

I know not everyone will agree with me, but based upon my own experiences, I would not be upset to hear my guy went to a strip club.

That would be the least of my worries.

 

 

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