Popular Post Virata_Parvam Posted July 31, 2019 Popular Post Report Posted July 31, 2019 1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"! 2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, **** and lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"! 3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're **. 4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got ** to achieve it. 5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the **! and What a **! 6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment! 7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. 8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..! 9. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters. 1 2 2 Quote
LazyRohit Posted July 31, 2019 Report Posted July 31, 2019 2 minutes ago, Virata_Parvam said: 1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"! 2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, **** and lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"! 3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're **. 4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got ** to achieve it. 5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the **! and What a **! 6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment! 7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. 8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..! 9. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters. Quote
Unityunity2 Posted August 1, 2019 Report Posted August 1, 2019 17 minutes ago, Virata_Parvam said: 1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"! 2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, **** and lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"! 3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're **. 4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got ** to achieve it. 5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the **! and What a **! 6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment! 7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. 8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..! 9. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters. Quote
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LordOfMud Posted August 1, 2019 Report Posted August 1, 2019 57 minutes ago, Virata_Parvam said: 7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. 40 minutes ago, Unityunity2 said: Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters. Who did the genuine hard work is always in Q to appreciate Quote
samaja_vargamana Posted August 1, 2019 Report Posted August 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Virata_Parvam said: 1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"! 2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, **** and lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"! 3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're **. 4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got ** to achieve it. 5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the **! and What a **! 6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment! 7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. 8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..! 9. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters. Gp Quote
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