Once there was Arnold

[sboyr2r]

Once there was a sperm named Arnold. When all the other sperm were just
swimming around, Arnold was doing sprints and lifting weights. All the other
sperms asked him one day - "Why don't you just swim around like us?"
Arnold replied, with a smirk, "Well, when the time comes, I'm gonna be the
first one there". The others told him it was just destiny, but he said it
wasn't.

So, the day finally came when they were called upon. They were swimming
along when Arnold pulled ahead of the rest. Suddenly he stopped and turned
around and headed back. The others asked him why he turned around and he
said, "back up boys its a BLOW JOB!"

[LazyRohit]

10 minutes ago, sboyr2r said:

Once there was a sperm named Arnold. When all the other sperm were just
swimming around, Arnold was doing sprints and lifting weights. All the other
sperms asked him one day - "Why don't you just swim around like us?"
Arnold replied, with a smirk, "Well, when the time comes, I'm gonna be the
first one there". The others told him it was just destiny, but he said it
wasn't.

So, the day finally came when they were called upon. They were swimming
along when Arnold pulled ahead of the rest. Suddenly he stopped and turned
around and headed back. The others asked him why he turned around and he
said, "back up boys its a BLOW JOB!"