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INDIAN SARCASM

πŸ˜•Indian moms want their daughters to control their husband and expect their sons to control their wives.

πŸ˜•Parents want their children to stand out in a crowd but expect them to do what everybody else is doing.

πŸ˜•Everything that is run by the government looks very bad except government jobs.

πŸ˜•National animal - endangered
National pledge - unintendedΒ 
National river - polluted

πŸ˜•A huge country of 1635 languages.....united by a foreign language.

πŸ˜•Government talks about removing the caste system but you are required to mention your caste on every damn form you fill.

πŸ˜•Seeing a policeman makes us nervous rather than making us feel safe.

πŸ˜•We often say "Atithi Devo Bhavah" (Guest is God) but we do not allow visitor parking in our residential societies.

πŸ˜•We are Always in a hurry but never on time..! (My fav )

πŸ˜•Holy places are very interesting places - The poor beg outside and the rich beg inside.

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1 hour ago, sanjaysahu said:

πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™
😑😑😀😀
INDIAN SARCASM

πŸ˜•Indian moms want their daughters to control their husband and expect their sons to control their wives.

πŸ˜•Parents want their children to stand out in a crowd but expect them to do what everybody else is doing.

πŸ˜•Everything that is run by the government looks very bad except government jobs.

πŸ˜•National animal - endangered
National pledge - unintendedΒ 
National river - polluted

πŸ˜•A huge country of 1635 languages.....united by a foreign language.

πŸ˜•Government talks about removing the caste system but you are required to mention your caste on every damn form you fill.

πŸ˜•Seeing a policeman makes us nervous rather than making us feel safe.

πŸ˜•We often say "Atithi Devo Bhavah" (Guest is God) but we do not allow visitor parking in our residential societies.

πŸ˜•We are Always in a hurry but never on time..! (My fav )

πŸ˜•Holy places are very interesting places - The poor beg outside and the rich beg inside.

Idhi Nokia 1100 kalam nati fwdΒ 

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14 minutes ago, SnehamKosam said:

Idhi Nokia 1100 kalam nati fwdΒ 

but sad thing, manam inka vaatine follow avutunnam ani emo mana TS thinking

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3 minutes ago, TensionNahiLeneka said:

but sad thing, manam inka vaatine follow avutunnam ani emo mana TS thinking

Mana roots are very strong kaka.. antha veesy ga povuΒ 

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38 minutes ago, SnehamKosam said:

Mana roots are very strong kaka.. antha veesy ga povuΒ 

kadanalenu bro

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2 hours ago, sanjaysahu said:

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😑😑😀😀
INDIAN SARCASM

πŸ˜•Indian moms want their daughters to control their husband and expect their sons to control their wives.

πŸ˜•Parents want their children to stand out in a crowd but expect them to do what everybody else is doing.

πŸ˜•Everything that is run by the government looks very bad except government jobs.

πŸ˜•National animal - endangered
National pledge - unintendedΒ 
National river - polluted

πŸ˜•A huge country of 1635 languages.....united by a foreign language.

πŸ˜•Government talks about removing the caste system but you are required to mention your caste on every damn form you fill.

πŸ˜•Seeing a policeman makes us nervous rather than making us feel safe.

πŸ˜•We often say "Atithi Devo Bhavah" (Guest is God) but we do not allow visitor parking in our residential societies.

πŸ˜•We are Always in a hurry but never on time..! (My fav )

πŸ˜•Holy places are very interesting places - The poor beg outside and the rich beg inside.

Vuu

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