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    Subject: Please refer ballaya's resume if you have any opportunity





       



            resume
            Balakrishna  Nandamuri                                                                                        Email:  [email protected]
                                                                                                                            Phone: +910000000000

           

           

            Career Object : To make the audience run away from theaters.

            Preofessio'nil' Experience:     

                *          30 years in Telugu Industry.
                *          Junior Artist - 1974 (with 1 hit, 9 flops)
                *          Side role- 1979(14 flops)
                *          Lead role- 1986- till date( 4 hits, 44 flops)


            Acting Skills:         

                *                    Stop Moving Trains, Killing People with Cocks(Palnati brahmanaidu),
                *                    Climbing Mt. Everest without any Help (Vijayendra varma),
                *                    Shooting a bullet from mouth (Allari pidugu),
                *                    Playing with current (Okka magadu), etc.

            Expected CTC:    Min. 5 crores for each film

            Achievements:  World Record, Limca Record and Pepsi Record in flops

            Role Model: My Self and Captain Vijayakanth,the Telugu Tiger of Tamil Nadu

            Project Details:
            1.        Bike riding on ground to running Train and go to Pakistan from India with Parachute only.
            2.        Climbing any mountain with hands.
            3.        Pulling chair front and sending train back
           
            Leadership Skills:

                * Led 12564 hens and cocks to attack the enemies and won the battle.

            Special Attraction:
            1.        Shoot People not only in movie, but outside also
            2.        Having laser eyes. (Kanti Chuputho champaysatha)
            3.        Senseless talking in functions, interviews                                     
            4.        Hitting thigh (Thoda Kottadam)

            Personal Details:

            Name:      BalKrish N
            Age  :      30yrs in Industry
            Weight:      I Dont know Exactly(Machine Not Working......Showing Display As "Weight LIMIT OVER".)
            Sex:          Intrested
            Hobbies:    I am Not a Man to have Hobbies


            Conclusion:

            Balayya went to a library and asked for a book "Psycho The Rapist".

        The Librarian searched for hours and came back ...slapped Balayya and said,
        "Idiot, the book is called Psychotherapist ".



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nuvvu job kosam try chesetappudu kuda ....ne resume lo rasuko mama........

skill set: pani pata lekunda ilanti tokkalo comedy resumes tayara chestukuntu unta ani......


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Mama balayya meedha comedy endhuku kaanie...............
ee line ayithey baagundhi..........


book "Psycho The Rapist".

        The Librarian searched for hours and came back ...slapped and said,
        "Idiot, the book is called Psychotherapist ".
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Balayya went to a library and asked for a book "Psycho The Rapist".

        The Librarian searched for hours and came back ...slapped Balayya and said,
        "Idiot, the book is called Psychotherapist ".


This is new and very innovative..

natasimha Jr Artist

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[quote author=BottuSeenu link=topic=96496.msg1027907#msg1027907 date=1283894782]
nuvvu job kosam try chesetappudu kuda ....ne resume lo rasuko mama........

skill set: pani pata lekunda ilanti tokkalo comedy resumes tayara chestukuntu unta ani......
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Thanks for ur suggestion ba

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babu natasimha ninnu chusthune boodidhi gummadi kaya gurthosthundi...adi kuda disti tiyyataniki tappa deniki panikiraadu...nee lantollu unte ne balayya ki disti pothundi...

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[quote author=natasimha link=topic=96496.msg1027888#msg1027888 date=1283894490]

    Subject: Please refer ballaya's resume if you have any opportunity

resume
            Balakrishna  Nandamuri                                                                                        Email:  [email protected]
                                                                                                                            Phone: +910000000000

            Career Object : To make the audience run away from theaters.

            Preofessio'nil' Experience:     

                *          30 years in Telugu Industry.
                *          Junior Artist - 1974 (with 1 hit, 9 flops)
                *          Side role- 1979(14 flops)
                *          Lead role- 1986- till date( 4 hits, 44 flops)


            Acting Skills:         

                *                    Stop Moving Trains, Killing People with Cocks(Palnati brahmanaidu),
                *                    Climbing Mt. Everest without any Help (Vijayendra varma),
                *                    Shooting a bullet from mouth (Allari pidugu),
                *                    Playing with current (Okka magadu), etc.

            Expected CTC:    Min. 5 crores for each film

            Achievements:  World Record, Limca Record and Pepsi Record in flops

            Role Model: My Self and Captain Vijayakanth,the Telugu Tiger of Tamil Nadu

            Project Details:
            1.        Bike riding on ground to running Train and go to Pakistan from India with Parachute only.
            2.        Climbing any mountain with hands.
            3.        Pulling chair front and sending train back
           
            Leadership Skills:

                * Led 12564 hens and cocks to attack the enemies and won the battle.

            Special Attraction:
            1.        Shoot People not only in movie, but outside also
            2.        Having laser eyes. (Kanti Chuputho champaysatha)
            3.        Senseless talking in functions, interviews                                     
            4.        Hitting thigh (Thoda Kottadam)

            Personal Details:

            Name:      BalKrish N
            Age  :      30yrs in Industry
            Weight:      I Dont know Exactly(Machine Not Working......Showing Display As "Weight LIMIT OVER".)
            *****:          Intrested
            Hobbies:    I am Not a Man to have Hobbies


            Conclusion:

            Balayya went to a library and asked for a book "Psycho The Rapist".

        The Librarian searched for hours and came back ...slapped Balayya and said,
        "Idiot, the book is called Psychotherapist ".



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Why entire world blames only Ballaya for his funny action sequences.. it should be directors and his cottarie who should be blamed for this damn dialogues and shit action sequences.. like train going bak and chair coming.. and hen fights.. Pls balayya fans, jus for the sake stop arguing.. or accept this...  no body in this world will clap for train going bak when he slaps his thigh...

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[quote author=lateluguguy link=topic=96496.msg1027931#msg1027931 date=1283895191]
Why entire world blames only Ballaya for his funny action sequences.. it should be directors and his cottarie who should be blamed for this damn dialogues and shit action sequences.. like train going bak and chair coming.. and hen fights.. Pls balayya fans, jus for the sake stop arguing.. or accept this...  no body in this world will clap for train going bak when he slaps his thigh...
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how abt horse skidding... jumping from moving cars  and many more..

lateluguguy Side Hero

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[quote author=katharnak link=topic=96496.msg1027940#msg1027940 date=1283895350]
how abt horse skidding... jumping from moving cars  and many more..
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yeah  @gr33d @gr33d but too much train velladam vennaki...

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[quote author=lateluguguy link=topic=96496.msg1027946#msg1027946 date=1283895435]
yeah  @gr33d @gr33d but too much train velladam vennaki...
[/quote]120 mph speed lo elle car lonchi inko car loki dookatam entha munch....padi mandi nuchi tappinchukovataniki tractor ni galloki ethi dookatam entha much oo seppu oo pali....

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[quote author=freaknhell link=topic=96496.msg1027958#msg1027958 date=1283895638]
120 mph speed lo elle car lonchi inko car loki dookatam entha munch....padi mandi nuchi tappinchukovataniki tractor ni galloki ethi dookatam entha much oo seppu oo pali....
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identi annai..aaadu KVP ani...mee vaddu kooda VVVVVP avutada enti..  sSc_hiding2 sSc_hiding2 sSc_hiding2

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