AFDB wins the general elections in India.. who'll be PM, and cabinet ministers?

[batman2]

while executing the above plan i will be showing live video updates of all 5 above steps to @TrollBait in chechelguda prison everyday after his daily quota of being dragged and whipped

[karthik25]

29 minutes ago, batman2 said:

as home minister this is my 5 point plan for paki:

1)move our navy ships towards karachi and block their port and cutoff their imports. paki wont survive without oil import for more than 6 days

2)out of desperation they will start moving their army towards south. then india will launch operation C0LDSTART  and cut them into half. lets see if they have the balls to drop nukes

3)then start to liberate their secessionist movements starting with freeing balochistan and then sindh and pasthunistan too while arming them with weapons all the while

4) pak army will run helter skelter like mad dogs not knowing weather to control internal problems or confront indian army

5) their country will be broken into 4 pieces - punjab, pasthunistan,balouchistan and sindh. Thus eventually freeing POK and end to kashmir militancy.

btw i will annouce at UN that operation c0ld-start is done by "non-state actors" (just like how paki say abt mumbai attacks etc) this would be like putting paki stump in their own a$$ and taking it out of thier mouths

point 1&2- Defence minister cheyyali

point 3 and last line-  As MEA minister, I will take care of it.

point 4&5- not action plans. 

Nuvvem chestav bhayya?  

[batman2]

2 hours ago, karthik25 said:

point 1&2- Defence minister cheyyali

point 3 and last line-  As MEA minister, I will take care of it.

point 4&5- not action plans. 

Nuvvem chestav bhayya?  

i never said i will do these steps as home minister, its just my plan which i will put forward in cabinet meeting. when PMO okays a letter will be faxed to respective ministry depts.

defence/external affairs etc will only read it out. original plan is mine

 

[batman2]

2 hours ago, karthik25 said:

point 1&2- Defence minister cheyyali

point 3 and last line-  As MEA minister, I will take care of it.

point 4&5- not action plans. 

Nuvvem chestav bhayya?  

if you specifically asking what i will do as home minister.....

i will publish weather reports of sindh, baluchistan, pasthusnistan and gilgit-baltistan

[DaatarBabu]

12 hours ago, JaiTDP said:

@chittimallu_14 - Sports Minister

@Spartan - Finance

@Mirage - Education 

@karthik25 - External Affairs

@TrollBait - Minority

@Paidithalli - Parliament Affairs 

@Silverado - Defense

@Sachin200 - Health 

@Kool_SRG & @tacobell fan - Broadcasting

@ShwethaNaidu - Animals/Poultry

@Meowmeow - bio-technology 

@Ellen - science

@BeautyQueen - food

@Scada - youth empowerment 

@batman2 & @soodhilodaaram - home 

@Sucker @Biskot2 @tamu @DaatarBabu - tough competition for Women Welfare Ministry !!

@Android_HaIwa - Parliament floor leader for ruling party. 

 

@psycopk - Marganirdeshak post (similar to advani post)  

DB la ekkada leni competition women welfare ministry ki vundi ga... I am humbly withdrawing my nomination... 

[Paidithalli]

12 hours ago, Ellen said:

@JaiTDP

PM kurchi maatram meeke, dont say no 

Ficchal fattukuntunnada 🙄

[karthik25]

5 hours ago, batman2 said:

if you specifically asking what i will do as home minister.....

i will publish weather reports of sindh, baluchistan, pasthusnistan and gilgit-baltistan

You can take care of internal issues- radicalization, JNU gang, Mamta etc.  

[batman2]

1 hour ago, karthik25 said:

You can take care of internal issues- radicalization, JNU gang, Mamta etc.  

executing my 5 point plan is part of fixing internal issue (kashmir)

[TrollBait]

16 hours ago, karthik25 said:

point 1&2- Defence minister cheyyali

point 3 and last line-  As MEA minister, I will take care of it.

point 4&5- not action plans. 

Nuvvem chestav bhayya?  

haha.. you guys should try all that, and get kicked in the ass by China in a war. that'd be amazing.

I'm all for this amazing idea. pls pls pls make it happen.

[TrollBait]

7 hours ago, karthik25 said:

You can take care of internal issues- radicalization, JNU gang, Mamta etc.  

awwwww!!! so cute. go China!!! time for another 1962 yay!!!  

[batman2]

2 hours ago, TrollBait said:

awwwww!!! so cute. go China!!! time for another 1962 yay!!!  

wait wait i have a plan for the chinese mfs too

dont worry they will be taken careof.....and will not for get to send video updates to you at chenchalguda jail

[SNaiduBack]

Donkeys what is this crap🐃