Pilots use jet to ‘draw penis in sky’ in support of ‘masturbating footballer’ ...

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Two pilots are under investigation for allegedly manoeuvring their passenger jet through the air so that it drew the shape of a penis in the sky. The phallic-like turns were captured on flight-tracking software and were apparently a bizarre act of solidarity with the Russian football team’s captain. The unnamed crew of the Russian Pobeda airline are reported to have flown the plane so that it drew a penis to back their country’s team captain Artem Dzyuba who was suspended from international duty after footage showing him appearing to masturbate in bed was leaked online. A video highlights the alleged X-rated detour taken by flight DP407 en route from Moscow to Yekaterinburg.