kevinUsa Posted January 20, 2021 Report Posted January 20, 2021 LIME CRIME 10:18 A.M. Dakota Johnson Lied to Us About Loving Limes By Rebecca Alter@ralter That’s not the truth, Dakota. Photo: Architectural Digest/YouTube The evidence was right there before us all along. How could we have been so blind? You can’t spell “limes” without “lies.” On January 19, Dakota Johnson revisited her famed 2020 Architectural Digest tour on The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon and admitted to a terrible betrayal. Despite gesturing to overflowing display bowls chock full o’ limes and saying, “I love limes. I love them. They’re great. I like them so much, and I like to present them like this in my house,” she actually admitted she doesn’t even like limes. In fact, she told Jimmy, “I’m allergic to limes. I’m mildly allergic to them … Limes make my tongue itch.” “Well,” you might say, rationalizing to yourself as a Dakota Johnstan. “She never said she loves to eat limes. She just said she likes to present them like that in her house.” But this is a fallacy as well. “I actually didn’t even know that they were in there,” Johnson told Jimmy. “I was giving the tour and went into the kitchen and it was set dressing.” We love AD home-tour videos and “73 Questions” and nighttime skin routines because we think we want a peek behind the curtain, but Johnson reminded us that these videos are, in and of themselves, just more curtains behind the curtain. In this way, by exposing her own b.s., Johnson actually further upheld her status as a bastion of truth in Hollywood, calling out her own lies as she would Ellen’s. So yes, continue to stan. But don’t stop sending her limes as offerings. Loading video RELATED Jason Segel Raises the Good Buddy Bar to New Heights in Our Friend Trailer Dakota Johnson Says Grandma Tippi Hedren Still Lives With, Oh, 13 or 14 Big Cats THE LATEST VACCINE WATCH 4:20 P.M. All the Celebrities Who Have Received the COVID-19 Vaccine So wholesome. By Gabrielle Sanchez 4:00 P.M. The Bachelorette’s Clare Crawley Splits From Her Halloween-Costume-Model Fiancé 3:05 P.M. How It Happened and 4 More Podcasts Worth Trying VULTURE LISTS 2:45 P.M. Megan Amram’s 103 Best Trump Tweets, Ranked Megan Amram has hundreds of great Trump tweets. Here are the best of the best. By Megh Wright 2:06 P.M. Okay, You Can Unmute @POTUS Now 1:42 P.M. Return to Normalcy With Some Bernie Sanders Memes 1:35 P.M. Donald Trump Went Out As He Came in: Playing Songs by People Who Hate Him 1:07 P.M. Jennifer Lopez Slips ‘Let’s Get Loud’ Into Her Biden Inauguration Performance 12:39 P.M. Watch Lady Gaga Perform the National Anthem at the Biden Inauguration 12:36 P.M. Watch Amanda Gorman’s Historic Poetry Reading at the Biden Inauguration 12:32 P.M. Garth Brooks Turns ‘Amazing Grace’ Into a Sing-along at Biden Inauguration 12:30 P.M. The 20 Best Movies About American Presidents 10:58 A.M. Did Matt James Seriously Just Spoil His Bachelor Winner on … Spotify? 10:18 A.M. Dakota Johnson Lied to Us About Loving Limes 10:09 A.M. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Will Return for Season 2, Andy Cohen Confirms 9:00 A.M. Call My Agent! Brings a Succession Energy to the Parisian Entertainment Industry 2:03 A.M. Seth Meyers Takes One Last Closer Look at the Trump Presidency 12:00 A.M. Trump Pardons Lil Wayne on His Last Day in Office YESTERDAY AT 6:59 P.M. Nurse Lori Marie Key Sings ‘Amazing Grace’ at COVID-19 Memorial YESTERDAY AT 6:30 P.M. Here’s How to Watch the 2021 Presidential Inauguration of Joe Biden MORE STORIES TV MOVIES COMEDY MUSIC WHAT TO STREAM Like Us Follow Us Follow Us Follow Us NEWSLETTERS ABOUT US CONTACT MEDIA KIT WE’RE HIRING PRESS TRADEMARK PRIVACY TERMS AD CHOICES DO NOT SELL MY INFO VULTURE IS A VOX MEDIA NETWORK. © 2021 VOX MEDIA, LLC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Quote
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