betapilli Posted March 2, 2021 Report Posted March 2, 2021 (Left the crazy part at the end) So, this is going to sound like an Indian soap opera so be ready. Earlier this week I got a random DM request on Instagram that goes like this. “hey, you probably don’t remember me and for this random message. If and when you see your friend can you please let him know that his kid is due on xyz date.” (I froze and there was a lighting sound in the background, just like them Indian saas bahu tv shows) When I went and showed it to him, he was in a complete denial mode, his body language changed and asked me to block her. Then, I give him sometime to process and asked him again about it while looking directly in his eyes. He breaks down and agrees that it’s his. (Again, everyone froze and there was a lighting sound in the background) So, she’s 10 week pregnant and this idiot blocked her everywhere and abandoned her. He did not even give a slight indication since the last 2 months that something is wrong, in fact he was swiping right on dating apps again. SMH. Dude is so stupid that he thought he could just escape if no one gets to knows about it and had no freaking clue how screwed up he is. I explained it to his underdeveloped frontal lobe that he’s **. He doesn’t want the child because he was just fooling around. His family is in India and they’re planning to get him married in the near future. He’s here on a work visa and doesn’t plan on moving back. I convinced him to go speak with her and he’s talking to her right now and trying to get her aborted but she’s not going to do it. The crazy part - She’s an immigration lawyer!! Any clue, what’s in store for him next? 2 Quote
ARYA Posted March 2, 2021 Report Posted March 2, 2021 12 minutes ago, MiryalgudaMaruthiRao said: matter in 1line please Quote
SirRavindraJadeja Posted March 2, 2021 Report Posted March 2, 2021 Please ..english lo reading comprehension laga caddy..rendu lines mudhu.. what is your indusladies I'd ? Quote
betapilli Posted March 2, 2021 Author Report Posted March 2, 2021 14 minutes ago, MiryalgudaMaruthiRao said: matter in 1line please 2 minutes ago, ARYA said: Dude on visa slept with a girl, chick turns out pregnant, wants to keep it. Dude's parents in India have no clue. Dude blocks her everywhere on social media. Later finds out the girl is an immigration lawyer, he is talking her into an abortion now. Quote
Amrita Posted March 2, 2021 Report Posted March 2, 2021 Bagaindi manchigaindi. Ammayi ante bomma na time pass cheyadaniki ? Karma is a BITTTCH ! Quote
Hector8 Posted March 2, 2021 Report Posted March 2, 2021 https://old.reddit.com/r/ABCDesis/comments/ls91jx/how_badly_screwed_is_this_guy_on_a_scale_of_110/?ref=share&ref_source=link https://old.reddit.com/r/ABCDesis/comments/ls91jx/how_badly_screwed_is_this_guy_on_a_scale_of_110/ TS Copied ^ Quote
LadiesTailor Posted March 2, 2021 Report Posted March 2, 2021 Get married and file for a GC is the answer 😜😜 Quote
JonSnowUSA Posted March 2, 2021 Report Posted March 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, Amrita said: Bagaindi manchigaindi. Ammayi ante bomma na time pass cheyadaniki ? Karma is a BITTTCH ! Thread veyadam alasyam.. Vachi valipotaru kada miru. Just kidding. Malli shapanardalu pettaku. 2 Quote
PhirLalSalam Posted March 2, 2021 Report Posted March 2, 2021 4 minutes ago, mustang302 said: Happy ga marry chesukovadamae. Phukkatla GC/poradu vasthuntandante db youth @Rebel_Uncle ready Quote
mustang302 Posted March 2, 2021 Report Posted March 2, 2021 1 minute ago, LadiesTailor said: Get married and file for a GC is the answer 😜😜 Immigration lawyer annadhi kaani, USC analedhaeeee...! Quote
LadiesTailor Posted March 2, 2021 Report Posted March 2, 2021 Just now, mustang302 said: Immigration lawyer annadhi kaani, USC analedhaeeee...! Good point but I never seen a H1 guy as an immigrant lawyer Quote
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