This joke dedicated to AANYA and NEHA

[KalluMama]

The Husband Store....

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where any woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!!!

You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband…

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking..

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

@3$%  @3$%  @3$%

[banti321]

enduku mama nuvvemanna line vestey chal dobbey annara LoL.1q LoL.1q

[lingam.mama]

evaru vaallu khalejaa loo heroinesaa?

[RHEA]

[quote author=KalluMama link=topic=102204.msg1086985#msg1086985 date=1285393982]
The Husband Store....

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where any woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!!!

You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband…

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking..

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

@3$%  @3$%  @3$%
[/quote] @3$% @3$%

[Duvva Abbulu koduku]

[quote author=RHEA link=topic=102204.msg1087024#msg1087024 date=1285394385]
@3$% @3$%
[/quote]
:3D_Smiles_56: :3D_Smiles_56: :3D_Smiles_56:

[aanya]

[quote author=KalluMama link=topic=102204.msg1086985#msg1086985 date=1285393982]
The Husband Store....

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where any woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!!!

You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband…

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking..

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

@3$%  @3$%  @3$%
[/quote]

assalu baledandi joke

[banti321]

enti mee aadangulu inka padukoleda sCo_hmmthink
NPR story chadivara

[anticastepolicy]

[quote author=aanya link=topic=102204.msg1087040#msg1087040 date=1285394553]
assalu baledandi joke
[/quote][quote author=RHEA link=topic=102204.msg1087024#msg1087024 date=1285394385]
@3$% @3$%
[/quote][img]http://i26.tinypic.com/xbd4d0.gif[/img]

[perk]

@3$% @3$%

[banti321]

[quote author=anticastepolicy link=topic=102204.msg1087053#msg1087053 date=1285394704]
[img]http://i26.tinypic.com/xbd4d0.gif[/img]
[/quote]
nuvvendi oo oopukuntu vachesav @3$% @3$%[quote author=ChittiNaidu link=topic=102204.msg1087057#msg1087057 date=1285394763]
[img width=320 height=240]http://www.gifsoup.com/view/763176/zoo-zoo-o.gif[/img]
[/quote]
sittiman job start ayyinda

[aanya]

[quote author=ChittinnaraNaidu link=topic=102204.msg1087050#msg1087050 date=1285394663]
enti mee aadangulu inka padukoleda sCo_hmmthink
NPR story chadivara
[/quote]


hmmmm. yeah chadivanu

[KalluMama]

[quote author=aanya link=topic=102204.msg1087040#msg1087040 date=1285394553]
assalu baledandi joke
[/quote]

take it lite yaar..REHA chudu ela navvutundo.... @3$% @3$%

[anticastepolicy]

[quote author=ChittinnaraNaidu link=topic=102204.msg1087066#msg1087066 date=1285394833]
nuvvendi oo oopukuntu vachesav @3$% @3$%sittiman job start ayyinda
[/quote][img]http://pictures.picasion.com/pic16/f061925262b569e0e966ea246e6980f9.gif[/img]

[banti321]

[quote author=aanya link=topic=102204.msg1087073#msg1087073 date=1285394899]

hmmmm. yeah chadivanu
[/quote]
mari maa NPR mama cinemallo panikostadantava sCo_hmmthink @3$%[quote author=anticastepolicy link=topic=102204.msg1087081#msg1087081 date=1285394989]
[img]http://pictures.picasion.com/pic16/f061925262b569e0e966ea246e6980f9.gif[/img]
[/quote]
nuvvvu savartiyyaku nannu
ekkada dobbinchukunnav ivvalanta sFi_boink3

[RHEA]

[quote author=KalluMama link=topic=102204.msg1087079#msg1087079 date=1285394967]
take it lite yaar..REHA chudu ela navvutundo.... @3$% @3$%
[/quote]

@3$% @3$%Nenu alage chesanemo ani anipinchindi. @3$% @3$%