Funny Flight Stories

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In a famous SR-71 story, Los Angeles Center reported receiving a request for clearance to FL 60 (60,000ft).
The incredulous controller, with some disdain in his voice, asked, "How do you plan to get up to 60,000 feet?"

"The pilot (obviously a sled driver), responded, "We don't plan to go up to it, we plan to go down to it."

He was cleared...

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A student became lost during a solo cross-country flight.
While attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC asked, "What was your last known position?"

Student: "When I was number one for takeoff".

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Taxiing down the tarmac, the DC10 abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What, exactly, was the problem?"
"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the flight attendant. "It took us a while to find a new pilot."

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"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."
"Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"

"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"

[bhrami]

idhi military DB la tayarayindhi [img]http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/2241/brahmi26.gif[/img]

[bongule]

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[quote author=bhrami link=topic=103624.msg1100981#msg1100981 date=1285774054]
idhi military DB la tayarayindhi [img]http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/2241/brahmi26.gif[/img]
[/quote] *7*^ *7*^ *7*^

[bhrami]

[quote author=BENZBABU link=topic=103624.msg1100987#msg1100987 date=1285774152]
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[Deletedid1]

[quote author=bhrami link=topic=103624.msg1100991#msg1100991 date=1285774224]
funny ani petakapothe joke ani kuda teledu janalaki [img]http://www.freemyspacegraphics.com/Images/Funny_Animations/images/32.gif[/img]
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atta undi mari nee sense of humor................sorry to hear that  sSc_hiding2 sSc_hiding2

[bhrami]

[quote author=BENZBABU link=topic=103624.msg1100994#msg1100994 date=1285774274]
atta undi mari nee sense of humor................sorry to hear that  sSc_hiding2 sSc_hiding2
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[img]http://i49.tinypic.com/15do3cz.gif[/img] asalu evadikanna artham ayindhi antava

[Sri Krishna]

[quote author=bhrami link=topic=103624.msg1100999#msg1100999 date=1285774447]
[img]http://i49.tinypic.com/15do3cz.gif[/img] asalu evadikanna artham ayindhi antava
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naaku aithe kaaledu baa

[prakum007]

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[banti321]

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[bhrami]

[quote author=ChittinnaraNaidu link=topic=103624.msg1101053#msg1101053 date=1285775647]
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[img]http://i49.tinypic.com/15do3cz.gif[/img] em artham ayindhi ani anthala navesthunav

[peru_edaite_enti]

[quote author=BENZBABU link=topic=103624.msg1100980#msg1100980 date=1285773968]
"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."
"Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"

"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"
[/quote] LoL.1q