pavanyakkala Posted October 8, 2010 Report Posted October 8, 2010 Ticket Seller: Boss , no one is ready to buy tickets for mana puliraja "PULI" . Theater Owner: Sell it for buy 1 and get 100 Free Free Free Ticket Seller: Sir, don't be like a PK...VP ayipotharu..as we will not get any profit. Theater Owner: Once they entered into theatre, after 10 mins Start selling "EXIT" tickets at Rs.200 ___________________________________RamCharan : Gay Baaaa, today I got a message then my mobile got switched off. Allu Arjun: Amazing Ape, whats dat msg?? RamCharan : "Battery low....." Allu Arjun: Wow nice Naku forward cheyyi...I will check in my mobile ___________________________________Chiru : Eroju nenu oka manchi pani chesanu, cheema water lo padithe theesanu. Allu : nuvvu great baava..MLA vi kadha alanti manchi panulu cheyyali...sare mari cheema Bathikinda..Media vallani piludhamaaaa? Chiru : Water baga tagesindi ani potta nokkanu....chanchindi ___________________________________In a public meeting on the road,a donkey kicked Chiru and ran away. Chiru Started chasing and found a Zebra n started beating n saying "DRESS MARISTHE GURTHUPATTALENA?" ___________________________________Allu Arjun : Orey cherry...108 ki call cheyiRamCharan : 108 di number cheppu baa!Allu Arjun : Naku theliyadu ra..RamCharan : ayyoooo mari ela .... !! Nanna ni adigi vosthaaCharan asked Chiru (when he is in a meeting)Chiru to Charan : Orey pichi vedhavaa...intha chinna doubt ki party meeting lo distrub cheyyalaa... velli Telephone Directory lo choodu.Pakkane vunna Allu Aravind :...baaa nenu already directory lo checking... ledhu baaa...!!___________________________________ In Train (Thirupathi to HYD )Chiru to TC (ticket collector)TC: sir mee ticket chupinchandi. Chiru: naa meedhe nammakam ledhaaa? sare chooodu TC: sir idhi patha ticket. Chiru: sarele...ee Train emaina eppude showroom nundi vachinda.___________________________________ Allu Arjun: Arey Cherry...Mana inti daggara recharge shop vadni 3 days nunchi fool ni chesthunanu ra, RamCharan : Ela Gaybaaa? Allu Arjun: Simple nenu 3 days nunchi recharge kosam daily 1000rs ichi na number kakunda vaadi numbere cheppanu...still vadu inka thelusukoledu..:-)RamCharan : Please baaa...nenu try chesthaa....Allu Arjun: Enjoy...!!___________________________________Allu : Baava... Chair kotthaga undi ekkada konnav? Chiru: adhi kadu baa... ninna Sonixxxxx tho meeting ki Delhi vellanu kada. Madam garu "Take ur sear" annaru adhe idhi. Allu : Nuvvu KEKA Baaa___________________________________ Chiru participating in cycle race....Allu waiting at the finish point...Race ayipoyina chiru raakpothe doubt vochi.... race track meedha check chesthu starting point ki vochadu Allu.Papam chiru inka Cycle thokkuthu ...chematlu kakkuthu vunnaduAllu : Yemayindi baaa,anthala thokkuthunnav.... Finish point ki raaledhu inka???Chiru : Baa distrub cheyyaku concentration pothundhi...Allu: baavaa idhedhooo mosam laa vundhi.... let me checkAllu velli Race Organiser ni theesukuni vochadu....choodu maa baaa thokkune vunnadu..kaaani meeru ichina cycle lo edho problem vundhi....mosam chesaruOrganiser: Ayyo sir... evaroo cycle ki stand vesi pettadu ___________________________________Chiranjeevi pattukunte Padhi roopayalu (10Rs) program ki velladu....anchor Brammi... Brammi : Sir, mee rs.2/- prashna.... "kaveri nadhi Ye State lo pravahistundi?" Chiru: aha...! chinnappudu ma science teacher cheppina patam ippudu naku 2 rupee theesuku rabothundi.... "LIQUID STATE" lo pravahistundi.... (appudu audience lo nundi okkare chappatlu kodutunnaru....) "SHABHASH BAAAA!"-Allu Aravind...! ______________________________________Nagababu : Thammudu Puli... araganta nunchi aa ice mukkani endhuku ala choosthunnav?PavanKalyan : Em ledhu anna... Ice nunchi water karuthundhi kannam (Hole) ekkada padindha ani? Nagababu : Nuvvu keka ra Thammudu...Urgent ga annayaki cheputham padaa...PavanKalyan : aaa adhe mari... annayaa oka 1 hr check chesi chesi...nannu continue cheyyamani velladu.-------------------------------------- @3$% @3$%
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