Magajathi Animuthyal : Phases of USA life

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3 hours ago, FrustratedVuncle said:

True. Few years lo airport ki kuda evaru raru. Mana kids ki India lo andaru strangers ee. 

Yeah correct . It’s part of life bro. Out of sight is out of mind. We have to accept it and move on ! 

[desperatetogoUSA]

1 hour ago, FrustratedVuncle said:

Sorry sodhara. Ne family kattu batlu andaru patincharuga. You continue with your traditions. Papam ne family aada ladies. 

Sure bro, send your atha I can deng her old musali lannje fook in doggy style I can fuk her **lanjee* ni lefi lefi and she might expert in bj anyways 

[FrustratedVuncle]

8 minutes ago, desperatetogoUSA said:

Sure bro, send your atha I can deng her old musali lannje fook in doggy style I can fuk her **lanjee* ni lefi lefi and she might expert in bj anyways 

haha kukka jathi aa nuvvu porpatuna mansula madyana tirugutunnav.

Hope you are blessed with a beautiful baby girl and your family tradition continues. 

[anna_gari_maata]

16 hours ago, FrustratedVuncle said:

Mana magajathi animuthyalu USA ki vachaka elanti phases of life experience chestaru? 

Masters Phase: Masters cheskuntu, assignments, part time jobs, CPTs, aaada ladies ni impress cheyadaniki vaalla projects assignments lo fingering, Vantalu, Mandu parties, Pubs lo chillara vesalu etc.

New Job Phase: Kottaga job vachi, Financial ga koncham freedom vachi, Ika manalni evarra apedi anna feeling. Trips, Cricket, istam vachinatlu car lo tirugudu.

Girl Searching Phase : Evaraina foris chance istaremo ani try cheyatam. Or Tella tolu unna non-desi s chance istaremo ani vethukudu, dorikithe enjoy chesudu. Taravata Matrimonial sites lo, telisonllu sambandalu vethukuthu aa vache rejections chooskoni edvatam.

Pellaina Kothalo Phase : Kothaga pellai ika full meals, trips and colorful life ani anukovatam. Cut cheste reality nakko poooch. 

Kids Diaper phase : aaa edupulu endo, aa diaper la gola endo, aa appointments, day care pick up drops endo na royya.

House buying phase : Andaru koni 10g tunnaru happy ga enjoy chestunnaru new homes lo ani, intlo aada ladies gola, peer comparisons ekkuvai edoka illu konukkovatam. 

Confusion Phase : Kids ni ikkada penchala leda India ki move aypovala? Paisal entha save chesam asalu future ki saripotaya. Parents ni vadili ennallu undali ani tega alochinchestam but ikkadde untam mostly ekkadiki pomu.

Regret Phase : Parents age perigi vallu travel cheyaleni paristhithi. valla health bagoledu or some bad news vini India vellaleni paristhitulu. Thu denemma em jeevitham ra idhi, pellam, pillalu mata vinaru, parents ni daggarundi chooskolem avasarama ee omeerrica life 10geyalsindi kids puttagane ani oka feeling.

Give up Phase : Entha chinchukunna life mana chethilo ledu flow lo follow aipovatame.

Inka ekkuva phase lu undochu.

Nenu prastutam confusion phase la unna. Meru face chesina phases enti? Prastutam ee stage lo unnaru?

Adi mari fower of fussy ante

[desperatetogoUSA]

13 minutes ago, FrustratedVuncle said:

haha kukka jathi aa nuvvu porpatuna mansula madyana tirugutunnav.

Hope you are blessed with a beautiful baby girl and your family tradition continues. 

Not married Anna and won’t marry will stay single and can satisfy your wife and your atha anyways seeking my madda 

[krishnaaa]

16 hours ago, FrustratedVuncle said:

Mana magajathi animuthyalu USA ki vachaka elanti phases of life experience chestaru? 

Masters Phase: Masters cheskuntu, assignments, part time jobs, CPTs, aaada ladies ni impress cheyadaniki vaalla projects assignments lo fingering, Vantalu, Mandu parties, Pubs lo chillara vesalu etc.

New Job Phase: Kottaga job vachi, Financial ga koncham freedom vachi, Ika manalni evarra apedi anna feeling. Trips, Cricket, istam vachinatlu car lo tirugudu.

Girl Searching Phase : Evaraina foris chance istaremo ani try cheyatam. Or Tella tolu unna non-desi s chance istaremo ani vethukudu, dorikithe enjoy chesudu. Taravata Matrimonial sites lo, telisonllu sambandalu vethukuthu aa vache rejections chooskoni edvatam.

Pellaina Kothalo Phase : Kothaga pellai ika full meals, trips and colorful life ani anukovatam. Cut cheste reality nakko poooch. 

Kids Diaper phase : aaa edupulu endo, aa diaper la gola endo, aa appointments, day care pick up drops endo na royya.

House buying phase : Andaru koni 10g tunnaru happy ga enjoy chestunnaru new homes lo ani, intlo aada ladies gola, peer comparisons ekkuvai edoka illu konukkovatam. 

Confusion Phase : Kids ni ikkada penchala leda India ki move aypovala? Paisal entha save chesam asalu future ki saripotaya. Parents ni vadili ennallu undali ani tega alochinchestam but ikkadde untam mostly ekkadiki pomu.

Regret Phase : Parents age perigi vallu travel cheyaleni paristhithi. valla health bagoledu or some bad news vini India vellaleni paristhitulu. Thu denemma em jeevitham ra idhi, pellam, pillalu mata vinaru, parents ni daggarundi chooskolem avasarama ee omeerrica life 10geyalsindi kids puttagane ani oka feeling.

Give up Phase : Entha chinchukunna life mana chethilo ledu flow lo follow aipovatame.

Inka ekkuva phase lu undochu.

Nenu prastutam confusion phase la unna. Meru face chesina phases enti? Prastutam ee stage lo unnaru?

No confusion at all.

Salaries in India are good now.

[FrustratedVuncle]

9 minutes ago, desperatetogoUSA said:

Not married Anna and won’t marry will stay single and can satisfy your wife and your atha anyways seeking my madda 

Manchidi dont marry. me nanna garu kuda ade pani cheyalsindi. Anavasaramga puttav. Bad seeds are not worth continuing. 

Ne family traditions valle neku kuda bayata ela matladali, ela behave cheyali teliyaka ela padithe ala matladutunnav. 

[desperatetogoUSA]

4 minutes ago, FrustratedVuncle said:

Manchidi dont marry. me nanna garu kuda ade pani cheyalsindi. Anavasaramga puttav. Bad seeds are not worth continuing. 

Ne family traditions valle neku kuda bayata ela matladali, ela behave cheyali teliyaka ela padithe ala matladutunnav. 

[FrustratedVuncle]

8 minutes ago, krishnaaa said:

No confusion at all.

Salaries in India are good now.

Not everywhere vro. Salaries are good for top 10%. MIgatha anta too much competition. 

[FrustratedVuncle]

1 minute ago, desperatetogoUSA said:

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15 hours ago, Sanjiv said:

So these phases do not apply to aada jaathi? Thokkale

Girls are also doing masters, buying homes, getting married, pillalni eenadam (exclusive bonus feature for females) anni phases chestar

Vaallaki ani phases lo maga bakaraalu full support chestaaru

[Kurrodu1]

2 hours ago, desperatetogoUSA said:

Sure bro, send your atha I can deng her old musali lannje fook in doggy style I can fuk her **lanjee* ni lefi lefi and she might expert in bj anyways 

 

1 hour ago, desperatetogoUSA said:

Not married Anna and won’t marry will stay single and can satisfy your wife and your atha anyways seeking my madda 

em basha vayya idhi. ne ammano akkano ante telusutundi evarokaru. Erri F**ts chillara LKs

[desperatetogoUSA]

1 hour ago, Kurrodu1 said:

 

em basha vayya idhi. ne ammano akkano ante telusutundi evarokaru. Erri F**ts chillara LKs

my son I should have used condoms but your mom didn’t like me using 

[Kurrodu1]

5 minutes ago, desperatetogoUSA said:

my son I should have used condoms but your mom didn’t like me using 

ne yammani enni kukkal 10gthe puttavo lunch vodka. Ne ayyaki levadu erri lucha. errri fooka.

ne ayya G lo dopinchuntadu nuvvu aa dopinodu M cheekutav erri lunja. 

enni lorries aputhundi ra ne yamma rojuki lunch vodka

[desperatetogoUSA]

4 minutes ago, Kurrodu1 said:

ne yammani enni kukkal 10gthe puttavo lunch vodka. Ne ayyaki levadu erri lucha. errri fooka.

ne ayya G lo dopinchuntadu nuvvu aa dopinodu M cheekutav erri lunja. 

enni lorries aputhundi ra ne yamma rojuki lunch vodka

My son go side play your mom just started sucking my madda