gentleman Posted October 23, 2010 Report Posted October 23, 2010 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Balakrishna went to cloth marketBalaya: Manchi cloth chupinchandi..Salesman: plane lo chupinch mantara….Balaya: Nee yabba plane lo kadu ra ikkade chupinchu…~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ntr: Babay which is the biggest animal, Ant or Elephant…?Balaya: First tell the date of birth of those animals. Then I willtell the answer…..~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Interviewer : Congrats you have selected. U r 1st year salary isRs19000 and next year it will be 26000.Balaya: Thank you sir. I will join next year…..~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Aghora tells to Balaya abt Magadheera….Aghora: Vadu MANDAY agni golam la kanipistadu…Balaya: Avuna Mari vadu TUESDAY kanapdite ela gurthu pattali ghora….?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~After eating fish Balaya did not drink water why…?BecauseHe feared that fish will start swimming in his stomach…. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Interviewer: Me birth place ekkda…?Balaya: Tiruvnannthapuram….Interviewer: Tell me the spelling…?Balaya: Indaka joke chesa, nenu GOA lo puttanu…~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ntr: Babay ratri mobile charging petti padukoku..Balaya : Endukura …?Ntr : Battery blastt avutundanta…Balaya : Telusura bacha anduke nenu Battry teesi charging Pettanu… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~One day Balaya and Akber went 2 masjid..Akber : Allah hoo Akber…Balaya : Allah hoo Balaya ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ntr: Adenti Babai Tablet sides cut chesi vesukuntunnavu…?Balaya: Side effects rakunda untayani..Ntr : Rakhi Bagundi evaru kattaru babai…?Balaya: Abundance na Lovertho nene kattiinchukunna…. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Balaya waiting at bus stop, one girl came in scooty & asked do you want Lift…?Balaya: NO thanks my house in ground floor.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Balaya: Express train eppudu vastundi..?T.c: 9kiBalaya: Local train eppudu vastundi…?Tc.: 1kiBalaya: Goods eppudu vastundi…?T.c: Nuv ekkadaki povali…?Balaya: Track dati avatalaki povali… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “SPIDER MAN” remaking BALAIAH and the Title will be.“SEEMALO SALEPURUGU”CAPTION: Veedu paakaledu yem Peekaledu…~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BALAYYA ROCKING AGAIN.........!One more wonderful Joke:Jr.NTR: Babai, repu maadi gruha pravesham.. nuvvu thappakundaraavali... sarena?Balayya: Alage thappakunda vasthara... intaki function hall ekkada???~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Balayya dance chesthu maths exam raasthunnadu...Do you know why???Why??Because he heard from somewhere that in maths... every step carries marks....~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Manthri: Maharaaja "YUDDHANIKI SIDDHAM AVVAMANI PAKKA DESHAM RAJU SMSPAMPARU..." em cheyyamantaru Prabhu (Balayya).....????Balayya: "SMS SENDING FAILED" ani reply pampandi... manthri...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Idi kekaOne more New Joke:Balayya: Doctorgaru, meeru raasina mandullo (medicines) anni dorikayikaani... aa last medicine maatram dorakatam ledu...Doctor: Stupid, ela dorukuthundi... adi naa signature ra JAFFA....~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A friend of Balayya asks him a question:Friend: khali kadupuna(empty stomach) nuvvu enni idlilu tinagalavu?Balayya: 6Friend: kaadu nuvvu okkati kante ekkuva tinalevu....Balayya:Ala ela autundi.. sare naaku prove chesi chupinchu. ani antadu..Friend: ok.. nuvvu okka idli thinna ventane.. adi khali kadupu avvadu kada???Balayya: abba super joke cheppav ra.. maa Jr.NTR ni kuda aduguthanu..ani akkadi nundi vellipothadu...Balayya goes to Jr.NTR & asks him the same question:Balayya: Orey khali kadupuna nuvvu enni idlilu tinagalavu..Jr.NTR:10Balayya:Cha 6 ani cheppi unte neekoka super joke cheppevadini...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Doctor 2 Bali: am Sorry Babu garu...meeku Brain tumor undi...Bali:hammayaaaaaaa....idokati chalu doctor naku brain undi anicheppukovataniki chala chala thanks....Doctor fainted~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Balayya has applied for a job in mobile company and he was thrown outfor answering the first question itself...you know what was the question?Interviewer: Which is the best and biggest networkand the answer was an amazing one.....Balayya: CARTOON NETWORK....... ************************************************Balayya goes to a shop for buying shampoo.Balayya: Ee shampoo entha?Shopkeeper: 110RsBalayya: Deenitho paatu emanna free unda?ShopKeeper: Emiledu sir.Balayya: Enduku abaddam cheptav.. deeni meeda dandruff free ani raasiundi kada? mari emi free ledu antaave????~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ballaya to shopkeeper:oka 8th class book ivvandishopkeeper:stock leduballaya:aithe rendu 4th class books ivvandi repu exam undi naku~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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charygaru Posted October 23, 2010 Report Posted October 23, 2010 Aghora tells to Balaya abt Magadheera….Aghora: Vadu MANDAY agni golam la kanipistadu…Balaya: Avuna Mari vadu TUESDAY kanapdite ela gurthu pattali ghora….?idi asalu rachha !!
sai9857 Posted October 23, 2010 Report Posted October 23, 2010 Jr NTR : Babai, ivala Non Veg thindama?Balayya: Sure..Jr NTR : Mari em thindam babai...?Balayya: Fish thindam ra .. Baguntundi ..Jr NTR : Vaddu .. babai .. andullo mullu untayi ..Balayya: Parledu ra .. cheppulu vesukoni thiindam ..Jr NTR : nuvvu kekaa babai ... :=) @3$%
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