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BalayyaThe Lizard


1.
Why did Sr.NTR put his radio in his refrigerator
Jr.NTR : I give up.
Balayya:Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music.

2.
Why did BALAYYA sleep with a scale?
Because he wanted to
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measure how long he has Slept.

Funny BALEO...


3.
BALAYYA declares:
I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to
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my children also.

banana BALEO




4.
joke: Jr.NTR:Babai,eroju na Girl Friend Birthday.thanaki emi ivvanu?
Balayya:ela untundi?
Jr.NTR:chala baguntundi.
Balayya:na number ivvu.



5.
A Dog was chasing RamCharan.he was running but laughing.
Balayya asked y r u laughing?
Jr.NTR:I hav AirTel sim but ,hutch network following me





6.
Balayya: all over my body where i press I have pain.
doctor:take whole body scan.
Balayya: k
doctor: Result of scan: finger fractured!
Funny BALEO



7.
Jr.NTR: Brindavanam Hit ante evaru nammatam ledu enduku?
Joo’s Mother:Ado Sollu Cinema ani andariki ardham ayyindemo 
Balayya: Eroju April 1 st



8.
Teacher: samudram enduku 'uppongu tundi'?
Jr.NTR: samudram lo uppu untundi kabatti....


9.
Jr.NTR:Babai,Ninnu Chandra Babu erripappa nu chesadu.Nenithe Kodali Nani ni
Balayya: em chesav ra?
Jr.NTR: Na cinema ni Produce Cheyinchaaa



10.
Jr.NTR:Babai,naku BIKE kavali.
Balayya:BIKE antha levu,nekenduku ra bike?
Jr.NTR:neku CAR undi,nv car antha unava?
Balayya:next movie  lo Ma Vamsham Blood,Maa Babai,Maa Thata ani anakunda cinema teeste konistaa



11.

Balyya's 60th Birthday

GUESTs asked why dis bulb on cake?

Balayya: Its dificult 2 put 60candles on cake so i put dis 60volt bulb....



12.
Jr.NTR: Babai  Eroju Non-Veg thindama??

Balayya:sare,fish thindamu?

Jr.NTR:andulo mullu untayi

Balayya: parvaledu cheppulu veskoni thindam..



13.
1day Balyya was walking in d rain.
Jr.NTR asked that there was a hole in d UMBRELLA?

Balayya:
How do i know if rain stops, that's y this hole.




14.
JAILER asked Balayya nuvvu jail ku endhuku vachav?
Balayya: oka lady journalist T shirt midha "press" ani rasi unte press chesaa anthe !




15.
Balayya:whats ur car name
LADY:I dont know but it starts with T
Balayya: you r very Lucky my Car starts with Petrol !


16.
Balayya:Mana TD party vaallu donga notlu inste nuvvem chessav?
Jr.NTR: Donga vote lu veyamani Cheppa


17.Balayya Lost His Cheque Book.!

BankManager: Be Careful, Any1 Can Put Ur Sign.

Balayya: I m Not Fool, I Have Already Signed All Cheques




18.Jr.NTR: Why do u take my Pinni only to night clubs?




Balayya: By the time she gets ready no other place is open

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sHa_clap4 sHa_clap4 sHa_clap4 sHa_clap4 *7*^

pilla foooku postulu.....nuvvu......

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Starting lo Ballayathe Lizard endi....spelling mistake ka 'W' badalu 'L' pettara. was it suppose to be "Ballaya The Wizard"?

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tit for tat ante edo tits chupistharu anukoni ochha  sAng_banghead2 sAng_banghead2 sAng_banghead2

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[quote author=malavika89 link=topic=112178.msg1192430#msg1192430 date=1287845996]
@pavanyakkala ---> pinjarivedhavaaaaaaaa
[/quote]
you rock you rock thankyou LoL.1q welco#afd

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[quote author=charygaru link=topic=112178.msg1192431#msg1192431 date=1287845997]
tit for tat ante edo tits chupistharu anukoni ochha  sAng_banghead2 sAng_banghead2 sAng_banghead2
[/quote] LoL.1q LoL.1q
same feeling babayi........ @3$%

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Yekkalu Nuvvesina Post ye kada ra Philip ( Pilla Pook).Chiru,Charan,Pawan Kalyan,Allu Arjun di rooju notlo pettukoka pothe neeku roju gadavada.Antha Ruchi ga undaa raa Laffoot ga.

Enduku ra keliki vosana chustaru prathi sari.Antha Doola ga unte Balayya khali anta aadito kottinchuko.

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[quote author=WillSmithJr link=topic=112178.msg1192383#msg1192383 date=1287845367]

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A Dog was chasing[b] RamCharan [/b].he was running but laughing.
Balayya asked y r u laughing?
Jr.NTR:I hav AirTel sim but ,hutch network following me

[/quote]


enti babaii  ikkada kuda copy naaa......
copy kodithe doubt raakuudadu  bhayyaaa......

[b]Better luck Next time..[/b]


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[quote author=WillSmithJr link=topic=112178.msg1192448#msg1192448 date=1287846250]
Yekkalu Nuvvesina Post ye kada ra Philip ( Pilla Pook).Chiru,Charan,Pawan Kalyan,Allu Arjun di rooju notlo pettukoka pothe neeku roju gadavada.Antha Ruchi ga undaa raa Laffoot ga.

Enduku ra keliki vosana chustaru prathi sari.Antha Doola ga unte Balayya khali anta aadito kottinchuko.
[/quote]

g lo mandi natlu undi gaaa....maadu vasana d.b mottam koduthondi......furstration lo unnatlu unnaav...... @3$% @3$% @3$%

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[quote author=WillSmithJr link=topic=112178.msg1192383#msg1192383 date=1287845367]

5.
A Dog was chasing[b] RamCharan[/b].he was running but laughing.
Balayya asked y r u laughing?
Jr.NTR:I hav AirTel sim but ,hutch network following me


[/quote]
@3$% @3$% sarigga cntrl + F vaadi find chesi marchalsidni kada...tappulu jarigevi kaadu

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[quote author=RODEO link=topic=112178.msg1192468#msg1192468 date=1287846564]
@3$% @3$% sarigga cntrl + F vaadi find chesi marchalsidni kada...tappulu jarigevi kaadu
[/quote]
anduke anedi" pillaaa foooku postulu .....vaadu" ani @3$% @3$%

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[quote author=pavanyakkala link=topic=112178.msg1192472#msg1192472 date=1287846643]
anduke anedi" pillaaa foooku postulu .....vaadu" ani @3$% @3$%
[/quote] @3$% @3$% telisindi enni sarlu sefthavayya yakkala?? sCo_hmmthink sFi_boink3

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nuvvu keliithe vochina vosana mundu adi enta ra gootle.

content full ga chadivithe matter ardham avutundi. ee silly jokes evariki baaga suit avutundo..

anta enduku raa google lo balayya funny ,balayya comedy ani search chey.

chiru funny,comedy ani search.


evaru silly fellow anedi lokam cheptundi.

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