Indian H1B visa holder's life in the USA in 9 steps! ⌛

[JackSeal]

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟭 - As a student, work hard to fulfill 3 goals (1) Pay off the loan (2) Get the job (3) Get H1B approved! (3rd one being the most important). Simultaneously make plans to return back to India in 5 years ✈️

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟮 - H1B approved🥳 Enjoy the influx of green currency, buy a toyota camry or honda civic! Also, buy a property in Hyderabad! 

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟯 - Invite parents on visitor visas. Take them on the 4 Dhaam Yatra - Niagra Falls, the Statue of Liberty, the Charging Bull of wall street, and the White House 🙄

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟰 - Go to India, finalize a girl, and get married in 3 weeks - the arranged marriage way! Back to the USA. 

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟱 - During weekends and lunchtime with other Indian friends, endlessly discuss 3 topics (1) When are you going to get GC, and is your priority date current? (2) How Modi is transforming India (3) Cricket 🏏

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟲 - Buy a home. Have 2 kids. Spend the next 15 years dropping them off to various classes, attending birthday parties, and visiting home depot for various home projects 🏠

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟳 - By the time, you are in 40s, you have saved enough. The plan for returning back to India has not worked out! Now find ways to spend money. Buy a Tesla or BMW 🚀 Also your Hyderabad property isn't lucrative anymore as INR has further depreciated against $ so enroll into a difficult struggle of selling the property and getting funds back to the states

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟴 - And comes the time for a midlife crisis.  A shiny car, big home, green card, and a high-paying job doesn't add substance to your life. Now do something exotic to add flavor to your existence. A marathon race, intermittent fasting or maybe opening a side business! 

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟵 - In your 50s, after your kids have graduated from Stanford or MIT, discuss how your life would have been different had you returned to India 5 years after coming to the USA! 🤔

The 9-step script that an H1b Indian follows! 😀😜🫠😲

Those planning to come to the USA:  Are you ready for the 9-step journey? 

Those who are already in the USA: Let me know if I miss anything. And tell me which step of the script you are in right now. 👇🏼

From LinkedIn

[Tellugodu]

27 minutes ago, JackSeal said:

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟭 - As a student, work hard to fulfill 3 goals (1) Pay off the loan (2) Get the job (3) Get H1B approved! (3rd one being the most important). Simultaneously make plans to return back to India in 5 years ✈️

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟮 - H1B approved🥳 Enjoy the influx of green currency, buy a toyota camry or honda civic! Also, buy a property in Hyderabad! 

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟯 - Invite parents on visitor visas. Take them on the 4 Dhaam Yatra - Niagra Falls, the Statue of Liberty, the Charging Bull of wall street, and the White House 🙄

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟰 - Go to India, finalize a girl, and get married in 3 weeks - the arranged marriage way! Back to the USA. 

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟱 - During weekends and lunchtime with other Indian friends, endlessly discuss 3 topics (1) When are you going to get GC, and is your priority date current? (2) How Modi is transforming India (3) Cricket 🏏

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟲 - Buy a home. Have 2 kids. Spend the next 15 years dropping them off to various classes, attending birthday parties, and visiting home depot for various home projects 🏠

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟳 - By the time, you are in 40s, you have saved enough. The plan for returning back to India has not worked out! Now find ways to spend money. Buy a Tesla or BMW 🚀 Also your Hyderabad property isn't lucrative anymore as INR has further depreciated against $ so enroll into a difficult struggle of selling the property and getting funds back to the states

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟴 - And comes the time for a midlife crisis.  A shiny car, big home, green card, and a high-paying job doesn't add substance to your life. Now do something exotic to add flavor to your existence. A marathon race, intermittent fasting or maybe opening a side business! 

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟵 - In your 50s, after your kids have graduated from Stanford or MIT, discuss how your life would have been different had you returned to India 5 years after coming to the USA! 🤔

The 9-step script that an H1b Indian follows! 😀😜🫠😲

Those planning to come to the USA:  Are you ready for the 9-step journey? 

Those who are already in the USA: Let me know if I miss anything. And tell me which step of the script you are in right now. 👇🏼

From LinkedIn

This scrip doesn’t make any sense for scrap batch landing in USA in batch every other week.  Their strategy and game plan is completely different. Over to @Sucker 

[Rabbo]

India lo unte em chestamu , ISRO lo rocket launch chestam endhi

[BulletBaskar]

9 minutes ago, Rabbo said:

India lo unte em chestamu , ISRO lo rocket launch chestam endhi

edo pichi vagudu anthe

[Konebhar6]

51 minutes ago, JackSeal said:

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟭 - As a student, work hard to fulfill 3 goals (1) Pay off the loan (2) Get the job (3) Get H1B approved! (3rd one being the most important). Simultaneously make plans to return back to India in 5 years ✈️

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟮 - H1B approved🥳 Enjoy the influx of green currency, buy a toyota camry or honda civic! Also, buy a property in Hyderabad! 

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟯 - Invite parents on visitor visas. Take them on the 4 Dhaam Yatra - Niagra Falls, the Statue of Liberty, the Charging Bull of wall street, and the White House 🙄

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟰 - Go to India, finalize a girl, and get married in 3 weeks - the arranged marriage way! Back to the USA. 

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟱 - During weekends and lunchtime with other Indian friends, endlessly discuss 3 topics (1) When are you going to get GC, and is your priority date current? (2) How Modi is transforming India (3) Cricket 🏏

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟲 - Buy a home. Have 2 kids. Spend the next 15 years dropping them off to various classes, attending birthday parties, and visiting home depot for various home projects 🏠

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟳 - By the time, you are in 40s, you have saved enough. The plan for returning back to India has not worked out! Now find ways to spend money. Buy a Tesla or BMW 🚀 Also your Hyderabad property isn't lucrative anymore as INR has further depreciated against $ so enroll into a difficult struggle of selling the property and getting funds back to the states

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟴 - And comes the time for a midlife crisis.  A shiny car, big home, green card, and a high-paying job doesn't add substance to your life. Now do something exotic to add flavor to your existence. A marathon race, intermittent fasting or maybe opening a side business! 

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟵 - In your 50s, after your kids have graduated from Stanford or MIT, discuss how your life would have been different had you returned to India 5 years after coming to the USA! 🤔

The 9-step script that an H1b Indian follows! 😀😜🫠😲

Those planning to come to the USA:  Are you ready for the 9-step journey? 

Those who are already in the USA: Let me know if I miss anything. And tell me which step of the script you are in right now. 👇🏼

From LinkedIn

Good one. You are on point on most of these. Little bit here n there but everyone goes through these steps. 

[LakshmiParvathii]

India is growing and US is fuccked

[ALFANI]

step 6😀

[veerigadu]

Step 9 bokka kudaaa avvadhuuu. ABCD kids thoooo. They are very spoilt in their own ways.