Jokes!!!

[teluguwala]

Joke 1

Boy to Gym coach: I want 2 impress this cute girl, which machine should I use?

Coach: Use the ATM machine outside the gym.
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Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17?

The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO.
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A gal in a book store.

Gal: Do u have book cald "Women - perfect intelligence"?

Sales Man: Comic dept is on Other side.

Tcher: How can we get clean water?

Pappu: Bring the water from the river and wash it.


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A boy came running 2 kitchen.

Boy: Dad,ther is an ugly monster at da door.

Dad (Looking at his wife): Tel him v hav already got 1!

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Q: Wat did gangster's son tell his dad wen he failed his Examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hrs but I never told them anything.


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SMALL LOVE STORY:

"HE PROPOSED

SHE SMILED
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NO TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE DIED"

[rk_theprince]

[quote author=teluguwala link=topic=112402.msg1195269#msg1195269 date=1287891596]
Q: Wat did gangster's son tell his dad wen he failed his Examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hrs but I never told them anything.
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