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On little Larry's first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came into the room and said, "I don't

belong here, I should be in third grade!"

The teacher looked at little Larry's records and told him to please take his seat.

Not five minutes passed when little Larry stood up again and said, "I don't belong here, I should be in the third grade!"

Larry did this a few more times before the principal came along and the teacher explained Larry's problem. The principal and

the first grade teacher told little Larry that if he could answer some questions that they could decide in which grade he

belonged. Well, they soon discovered that Larry knew all the state capitals and country capitals that the principal could

think of.

The teacher suggested they try some biology questions ... "What does a cow have 4 of but a woman has only 2?" asked the

teacher.

"Legs!" Larry immediately replied. "What does a man have in his pants that a woman doesn't?" asked the teacher.

"Pockets!" said Larry.

The teacher looked at the principal, who said, "Maybe he should be in third grade, I missed those last two questions!"

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starts wth F and ends with K...............FIRE TRUCK  @3$%

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[quote author=keko__keka link=topic=113086.msg1203744#msg1203744 date=1288097570]
starts wth F and ends with K...............FIRE TRUCK  @3$%
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there are other things too which women have 2 and cows 4  LoL.1q LoL.1q sSc_hiding2 sSc_hiding2 sSc_hiding2

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[quote author=queen link=topic=113086.msg1203749#msg1203749 date=1288097673]
there are other things too which women have 2 and cows 4  2 sSc_hiding2 sSc_hiding2
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sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink

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[quote author=queen link=topic=113086.msg1203749#msg1203749 date=1288097673]
there are other things too which women have 2 and cows 4  LoL.1q LoL.1q sSc_hiding2 sSc_hiding2 sSc_hiding2
[/quote]legs  *7*^ *7*^

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[quote author=keko__keka link=topic=113086.msg1203773#msg1203773 date=1288098195]
sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink
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antha thinking seyyamaku ... bujjammano chinnarino ..leka inkaedo fafani adgithe sari!! @3$% @3$%

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[quote author=queen link=topic=113086.msg1203784#msg1203784 date=1288098563]
antha thinking seyyamaku ... bujjammano chinnarino ..leka inkaedo fafani adgithe sari!! @3$% @3$%
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vallu aada ledies ani nammesava bhayya  LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q

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[quote author=globaladmin link=topic=113086.msg1203782#msg1203782 date=1288098513]
legs  *7*^ *7*^
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adi routine!! ...varietyga edayna aalochinchu  sFi_boink3

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[quote author=queen link=topic=113086.msg1203789#msg1203789 date=1288098668]
adi routine!! ...varietyga edayna aalochinchu  sFi_boink3
[/quote] sSc_hiding2 sSc_hiding2 sSc_hiding2 *u( *u(

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[quote author=keko__keka link=topic=113086.msg1203773#msg1203773 date=1288098195]
sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink
[/quote][img]http://i50.tinypic.com/w1crwz.gif[/img] naku telisipoyindhi

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[quote author=keko__keka link=topic=113086.msg1203787#msg1203787 date=1288098622]
vallu aada ledies ani nammesava bhayya 
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emo naaku telvadu .... ee debba tho telsipothadi emo ?? sCo_hmmthink @3$% @3$% sHa_high5ing

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[quote author=msnrchowdary link=topic=113086.msg1203794#msg1203794 date=1288098753]
[img]http://i50.tinypic.com/w1crwz.gif[/img] naku telisipoyindhi
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ayithe seppey ms mama [img width=150 height=183]http://lh6.ggpht.com/_vGgr3WUJEdg/TJ9ljQB9uLI/AAAAAAAAD0g/8aHFG4zMfTc/Oderss%288%29.gif[/img]

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[quote author=keko__keka link=topic=113086.msg1203787#msg1203787 date=1288098622]
vallu aada ledies ani nammesava bhayya  LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q
[/quote] @3$% @3$% adi nuve ani chepi da ippudaina

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[quote author=keko__keka link=topic=113086.msg1203797#msg1203797 date=1288098808]
ayithe seppey ms mama [img]http://lh6.ggpht.com/_vGgr3WUJEdg/TJ9ljQB9uLI/AAAAAAAAD0g/8aHFG4zMfTc/Oderss%288%29.gif[/img]
[/quote][img width=165 height=220]http://i37.tinypic.com/2h55qu8.gif[/img] @3$% @3$% sSc_hiding2 sSc_hiding2

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