baltrix V2.0

[bevars__babu]

Balakrishna went to cloth market



Balaya: Manchi cloth chupinchandi..

Salesman: plane lo chupinch mantara….

Balaya: Nee yabba plane lo kadu ra ikkade chupinchu…





Ntr: Babay  which is the biggest animal, Ant or Elephant…?

Balaya: First tell the date of birth of those animals. Then I will tell the answer…..





Interviewer : Congrats you have selected. U r 1st  year salary is Rs19000 and next  year it  will be 26000.

Balaya: Thank you sir. I will join next year…..





Aghora tells to Balaya abt Magadheera….

Aghora: Vadu MANDAY agni golam la kanipistadu…

Balaya: Avuna Mari vadu TUESDAY  kanapdite ela gurthu pattali ghora….?





After eating fish Balaya did not drink water why…?

Because

He feared that fish will start swimming in his stomach….







Interviewer: Me birth place ekkda…?

Balaya: Tiruvnannthapuram….

Interviewer: Tell me the spelling…?

Balaya: Indaka joke chesa, nenu GOA lo puttanu…





Ntr: Babay ratri mobile charging petti padukoku..

Balaya : Endukura …?

Ntr : Battery blast avutundanta…

Balaya : Telusura bacha anduke nenu Battry teesi charging Pettanu…





One day Balaya and Akber went 2 masjid..

Akber : Allah hoo Akber…

Balaya : Allah hoo Balaya





Ntr: Adenti Babai Tablet sides cut chesi vesukuntunnavu…?

Balaya: Side effects rakunda  untayani..

Ntr : Rakhi Bagundi evaru kattaru babai…?

Balaya: Abundance na Lovertho nene kattiinchukunna….





Balaya waiting at bus stop, one girl came in scooty & asked do you want Lift…?

Balaya: NO thanks my house in ground floor..





Balaya: Express train eppudu vastundi..?

T.c: 9ki

Balaya: Local train eppudu vastundi…?

Tc.: 1ki

Balaya: Goods eppudu vastundi…?

T.c: Nuv ekkadaki povali…?

Balaya: Track dati avatalaki povali…





“SPIDER MAN” remaking BALAIAH and the Title will be.

“SEEMALO SALEPURUGU”

CAPTION: Veedu paakaledu yem Peekaledu…

[nenuinthe]

kinda nunchi guchithe notlo nundi vastundi..nuvvu ne erripooo post..100 veyachu ilantivi niku evarivi kavalo seppu

[Neo The One]

[b]
Balaya: Express train eppudu vastundi..?

T.c: 9ki

Balaya: Local train eppudu vastundi…?

Tc.: 1ki

Balaya: Goods eppudu vastundi…?

T.c: Nuv ekkadaki povali…?

Balaya: Track dati avatalaki povali…[/b]

Idi Keka mama... LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q

[cableraju]

Nice jokes....

[Alludu]

[quote author=Neo The One link=topic=113515.msg1209979#msg1209979 date=1288207247]
[b]
Balaya: Express train eppudu vastundi..?

T.c: 9ki

Balaya: Local train eppudu vastundi…?

Tc.: 1ki

Balaya: Goods eppudu vastundi…?

T.c: Nuv ekkadaki povali…?

Balaya: Track dati avatalaki povali…[/b]

Idi Keka mama... LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q
[/quote]

Navvi Navvi potta pagili potondi mama...ippude ee post choosi nuvu tunte tellodu adugutunadu yenti navu tunavu ani vaniki english lo chepa joke vadu navutunadu.

[reddy_isking]

nice thread nice thread sCh_elmodance2 thankyou

[bhrami]

Balayya peru tesethe konni jokes bavunayi

Interviewer: Me birth place ekkda…?

Balaya: Tiruvnannthapuram….

Interviewer: Tell me the spelling…?

Balaya: Indaka joke chesa, nenu GOA lo puttanu…
LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q

[keko__keka]

[quote author=bhrami link=topic=113515.msg1210040#msg1210040 date=1288208339]
Balayya peru tesethe konni jokes bavunayi

Interviewer: Me birth place ekkda…?

Balaya: Tiruvnannthapuram….

Interviewer: Tell me the spelling…?

Balaya: Indaka joke chesa, nenu GOA lo puttanu…
LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q
[/quote]

ADI SARDAR JOKE BAA  @3$% @3$%

[bhrami]

[quote author=keko__keka link=topic=113515.msg1210094#msg1210094 date=1288208952]
ADI SARDAR JOKE BAA  @3$% @3$%
[/quote]
ok. Joke matram kekaaaaaaaaa  LoL.1q LoL.1q

[kingmakers]

[size=36pt]same ee jokes anni oka 6 months back eppudo siru and psycho kalyan gadi meda padayyi  [/size]

[Neo The One]

[quote author=keko__keka link=topic=113515.msg1210094#msg1210094 date=1288208952]
ADI SARDAR JOKE BAA  @3$% @3$%
[/quote]

But Sardar Joke Localised. Just like Maryada Rammana.....  @3$% @3$%

[Neo The One]

[quote author=KINGMAKERS link=topic=113515.msg1210110#msg1210110 date=1288209117]
[size=36pt]same ee jokes anni oka 6 months back eppudo siru and psycho kalyan gadi meda padayyi  [/size]
[/quote]

appudu  @3$% @3$% Ippudu  LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q

[gentleman]

LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q
[img]http://www.gifsoup.com/view4/1243091/balaya-circus-o.gif[/img]

[Neo The One]

[quote author=gentleman link=topic=113515.msg1210213#msg1210213 date=1288210089]
LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q
[img]http://www.gifsoup.com/view4/1243091/balaya-circus-o.gif[/img]
[/quote]

Discovery lo Myth-busters ki Gif pampali...Assalu laws of physics lo e step plausible  ah kada ani  LoL.1q LoL.1q

[Gunner]

Jokes baagunnayi kani generalize chesi cheppunte inka baagundeyi! Instead of personally naming someone! *7*^ *7*^