Chiru at bar

[katharnak]

pavan kalayan as a Director:
You should jump to the Swimming Pool from 100 Feet Height
Charan: I don’t know Swimming.
Pavan: Oye don’t Worry Yaar! Pool is Empty

CM Rossaih and Chiru inside the toilet.
CM: Good mrg, how do u do?
Chiranjeevi: Gud mrg, i open the zip and do.

Chiru going 2 Delhi 2 meet soniya ..
in between he landed in Bombay.
and he shouted:
“Bombay ….Bombay”
Airhostess said: “B silent.”
Chiru: “Ok… Ombay… Ombay”



Pavan Kalyan:Ne mobile lo time 10pm Pettu ra.

CHARAN:Enduku babai.

Pavan kalyan:Night balance undi ra matladali,

CHARAN:Nuvvu keka babai.



chiru at bar.
Man on his right says"Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Chiru says"Chiranjevi Married"


Once CHIRU took an icecube nd was looking through diff angles.
some1 askd wat r u loking?
chiru replied i'm seeing frm where d water is leaking.

sir:write ur father name in english charan:SMALL sir:what? charan:my father name is CHIRU

CHIRU: If I die, will u remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? CHIRU: No, I'll also stay with your sister.

CHIRU was in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
Taagubothu edava

friend:what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
chiru :Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.

chiru took d head phone 4rm d Pilot.
Pilot:wat d hell?
chiru:saley ticket ke paise hum de raha hai gaana tum sunega kya....?

Once chiranjeevi met a dog in the jungle.He said, am
Jeevi!

Chiranjeevi!

.

.

The dog bites him & replies

"I'm dog!

MAD dog..!!"

[nenuinthe]

enduku baa penta lo rayi veste mana mide chindudi..li8 tisuko...

[netflix]

@3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% *=:

[PMREDDY19]

Idhi Ardham Kaledhu baa??

<<<
sir:write ur father name in english charan:SMALL sir:what? charan:my father name is CHIRU
>>>

[Neo The One]

*=: Anni Bagunnayi... @3$%

pavan kalayan as a Director:
You should jump to the Swimming Pool from 100 Feet Height
Charan: I don’t know Swimming.
Pavan: [b]Oye don’t Worry Yaar![/b] Pool is Empty

E okka joke jagratta ga edit chesi unte.....Sardar jokes kavu original jokes ani nammi andharu inka baga navve varu  @3$%

[SehwagPawan]

A names badulu evaru peru rasina avi antey untai....so lite tisukoni get some work dudes....

[Che Guevera]

[quote author=SehwagPawan link=topic=113531.msg1210493#msg1210493 date=1288213188]
A names badulu evaru peru rasina avi antey untai....so lite tisukoni get some work dudes....
[/quote]
@gr33d @gr33d

[nenu.unanu]

[quote author=Nenuinthe link=topic=113531.msg1210346#msg1210346 date=1288211559]
enduku baa penta lo rayi veste mana mide chindudi..li8 tisuko...
[/quote]naaku aa sirio gaadu ante siraku gaani, nee confidence nachindayya,aalani penta antunav,meeru  @3$% @3$% @3$%

[perk]

*=: *=: sSc_hiding2

[pr1nce]

*=: you rock

[Papachak]

old jokes baa.. ayina enduku baa ivanni... lite...