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baga frustuation lo unnatu unnavu..........ika enjoy chei
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Balayya friend one and only Tamil vijaykanth
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MR.nenithe athaneki cheppu apamani athanu apete nenu aaputha

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LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q

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@3$% @3$%

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Name: Balayya
Email: balayya @ flopperclub.com

Career Objective:
To act in good action (comedy) films, and perform some best feats

Strengths:
Willingness to perform risky feats, deliver powerful dialogues and make comedy

Experience:
Worked for 30+ years in tollywood. Mostly worked in comedy films

Achievements:
Created world records in feats, comedy and flops

Awards:
Received "Best comedy actor" award from anti NBK fans

Currently working for "Simha", which is a comedy entertainer

Skills:
Factionism --- last used: Chennakesava Reddy
Climbing Everest --- last used: Vijayendra Varma
Pushing trains --- last used: Palnati Brahmanaidu
Police ---- last used: Allari Pidugu
Rape ---- last used: Allari Pidugu (charmi)
Kattulu ---- last used: Okka Magadu
Bombs ---- last used: Veera bhadra
Over action -- last used: Pandurangadu

Personal details:
Nick name: Balli
Address: #420, Floppers colony, Hyderabad
Phone: 10101010101
Languages known: Telugu (only)
preferred role: Comedian
Favorite villain: Mukhesh Rushi


My love is gone... funny remix

A producer spent crores and made a film with Balayya. On the first day, after seeing the horrible response for his film (utter flop), he goes to a pub, drinks full and sings this song... balayya fans dance with him...
My film is gone....
My film is gone....
My film is gone....My film is gone....

Poye poye movie poye...pothe poyinde....
Its gone...its gone...its gone...my film is gone...

Poye poye dabbe poye...pothe poyinde....
Its gone...its gone...its gone...my film is gone...

Velugantha aari poye... katha maari poye... ika flop entha bagunde..

Gelupantha jaari poye... nannu veedi poye... ika doola theeri poyinde..

My film is gone....My film is gone....
My film is gone....My film is gone....

Honest ga unde pani ledhe... The best unde pani lede..
budget maarche pani ledhe... Yem maarche pani lede..

Chemistry kalise pani lede..Career marche pani lede..
Care of thelipe pani lede..Profit tho pani lede..

Bala tho movie theesi... hit kottinollu... illalona miguluthaare...
try chesi odinodu...pedda bewarse gadu... road meeda thiruguthaade...

My film is gone....My film is gone....
My film is gone....My film is gone....



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Sach _is_mylyf baaΒ  you rock you rock you rock...asalu inni ekkada nunchi testunav inni.... sHa_fr1ends

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The Conversation between balayya and AishwaryaRai
Hilarious conversation between Balayya and Aishwarya Rai
Nandamuri Bala Krishna (balayya) desperately wanted to rope in the
India's sizzling hot actess Aishwarya Rai in his next movie - Ambika
Productions or whatever. So he called up Aish. This is how the
conversation happened--

balayya: Hello Aishwarya jee, I am balakrishna

Aish: WHO???

balayya: It is me Aish jee, late N.T Rama Rao son. You
don't know me?

Aish: Which one? I heard he's got almost a dozen of
them.

balayya: Even I don't remeber which one. Do you read news
papers?

Aish: Yes, I do. why?

balayya: I did shooting last year and it came in all newspapers. It was
shown in TV also

Aish: Oh... So you just started ur career?

balayya: ababa nee yabba. No Aish jee. I mean not film shooting. Gun
shooting.

Aish: What? You shot someone?

balayya: Yes. I shot the producer and one more guy. but i shot in the back
seat. So no death happened. You don't worry. I don't shoot heroines

Aish: You shot someone and You still doing films? How come?
Aren't u supposed to be in Jail?

balayya: hahahaha. kya Aish jee. tum bhi. I said I have mental.
but in real I dont have mental. I just acted. very big action.
It is in our family.

Aish: What is that in your family? Mental?

balayya: No Aish jee. Action is in our family. in our blood.

Aish: oh!

balayya: And they really belived i am mental. hahaha

Aish: You bet. I have already started to believe it.

balayya: what?

Aish: Nothing. You go ahead

balayya: I want u act with me as heroine in my new film.

Aish: Let me see ur pic? where can i see it?

balayya: You go to

[url=http://indianlivetvs.com]http://indianlivetvs.com[/url]

and see my pics. I am dancing
with katarnak kaif.

Aish: Yeah. I am there. What do I have to look for?

balayya: I don't know. I don't know internet. My director showed me on
his computer

Aish: Oh! Ok I will find myself. By the way it's katrina kaif
not katarnak kaif: But I call ker kathi. It is easy for me.

Aish: You look very short. How tall are u?

balayya: 5'5"


Aish: What?? I am 5'9"

balayya: So what? I wear very high heel shoes. always u dont wear shoes.
Problem solve. You acted in one movie with salman no?

Aish: Yeah but he has a great body and u r a fat azz with a big tummy

balayya: That no problem. I never do in-shirt. Always shirt outside only

Aish: Was that a wig u wearing in the pics?

balayya: Yes. I have hair. But not enough for films you know.
But don't worry. I have hair all over my body except on head.

Aish: In all my previous movies i ran my fingers through hero's hair? I
can't do that to u right?

balayya: No problem. You can do with my chest hair. that way it is romantic
also. My fans like my romance very much.

Aish: Ok. I wanna know u better. tell me about your last film

balayya: Oh. It is a movie called vijayendra varma. Power of Indian.
in that I made lot of actions. u shud see that film. i fight with Pakistan.
i don't know Hindi no? so i speak telugu with them. they understood.
but public did not understand. that’s why it became flop. i wanted to
shoot producer gain but already one case was going on no?

Aish: u spoke in telugu with Pakistanis? wow! why you
talking to me in English?

balayya: you very beautiful gal no? that’s why. so when u coming Hyderabad for
my film?

Aish: whattttt? do u think i am crazy to do a film
with you?

balayya: why? how much money u want? my producer will pay any
much u want otherwise i will shoot him no?

Aish: these days telugu songs are being played in channel V and MTV.
what would my friends think about me if they see me dancing with you?

balayya: pleaseeeeeeeeeeee

Aish: shut up and go shoot urself.

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babu Mr.Rupi...a FB,Orkut links ikkada pettay andaru susestaru enduku kastapadatavu 5 min okasari post vesi tadu piki leputu cheap tricks play chestavΒ  los@r

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seepu pans anthe baaΒ  @3$% @3$%

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seepu pans anthe baaΒ  @3$% @3$%
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