[quote author=Ruppi link=topic=118056.msg1277146#msg1277146 date=1289258269]
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Name: Balayya
Email: balayya @ flopperclub.com

Career Objective:
To act in good action (comedy) films, and perform some best feats

Strengths:
Willingness to perform risky feats, deliver powerful dialogues and make comedy

Experience:
Worked for 30+ years in tollywood. Mostly worked in comedy films

Achievements:
Created world records in feats, comedy and flops

Awards:
Received "Best comedy actor" award from anti NBK fans

Currently working for "Simha", which is a comedy entertainer

Skills:
Factionism --- last used: Chennakesava Reddy
Climbing Everest --- last used: Vijayendra Varma
Pushing trains --- last used: Palnati Brahmanaidu
Police ---- last used: Allari Pidugu
Rape ---- last used: Allari Pidugu (charmi)
Kattulu ---- last used: Okka Magadu
Bombs ---- last used: Veera bhadra
Over action -- last used: Pandurangadu

Personal details:
Nick name: Balli
Address: #420, Floppers colony, Hyderabad
Phone: 10101010101
Languages known: Telugu (only)
preferred role: Comedian
Favorite villain: Mukhesh Rushi


My love is gone... funny remix

A producer spent crores and made a film with Balayya. On the first day, after seeing the horrible response for his film (utter flop), he goes to a pub, drinks full and sings this song... balayya fans dance with him...
My film is gone....
My film is gone....
My film is gone....My film is gone....

Poye poye movie poye...pothe poyinde....
Its gone...its gone...its gone...my film is gone...

Poye poye dabbe poye...pothe poyinde....
Its gone...its gone...its gone...my film is gone...

Velugantha aari poye... katha maari poye... ika flop entha bagunde..

Gelupantha jaari poye... nannu veedi poye... ika doola theeri poyinde..

My film is gone....My film is gone....
My film is gone....My film is gone....

Honest ga unde pani ledhe... The best unde pani lede..
budget maarche pani ledhe... Yem maarche pani lede..

Chemistry kalise pani lede..Career marche pani lede..
Care of thelipe pani lede..Profit tho pani lede..

Bala tho movie theesi... hit kottinollu... illalona miguluthaare...
try chesi odinodu...pedda bewarse gadu... road meeda thiruguthaade...

My film is gone....My film is gone....
My film is gone....My film is gone....
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