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sSa_j@il sSa_j@il sSa_j@il sSa_j@il sSa_j@il sSa_j@il sSa_j@il

1)      U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate

 
2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u
sneeze u ll say HUTCH

3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in
engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if
u studies in Presidency College

4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop .... u
cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a
software engineer cannot bcom a software

6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world
in world cup


7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.


How do you feel now???

[img]https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=7dd39fd923&view=att&th=12c5f888985fe04a&attid=0.7&disp=emb&realattid=fd724bd54d497e9e_0.8&zw[/img]

I know, me too.


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[quote author=dalapathi link=topic=122332.msg1342148#msg1342148 date=1290095188]
sSa_j@il sSa_j@il sSa_j@il sSa_j@il sSa_j@il sSa_j@il sSa_j@il

1)      U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate

 
2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u
sneeze u ll say HUTCH

3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in
engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if
u studies in Presidency College

4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop .... u
cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a
software engineer cannot bcom a software

6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world
in world cup


7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.


[color=red]How do you feel now???

[img]https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=7dd39fd923&view=att&th=12c5f888985fe04a&attid=0.7&disp=emb&realattid=fd724bd54d497e9e_0.8&zw[/img]

I know, me too.[/color]
[/quote]

Last di artham kaledu. Gif kuda kanapadatam ledu akkada....

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bribe the aapicer ....u can get death cert....no isssues  @3$% @3$%


inkoti sepppana.  konchem natu ............one can eat fud and can produse shitt........but not vice versa  sSc_hiding2

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[quote author=Neo The One link=topic=122332.msg1342162#msg1342162 date=1290095393]
Last di artham kaledu. Gif kuda kanapadatam ledu akkada....
[/quote]
ippudu kanipisthundhaa............[img]http://i51.tinypic.com/mav6n9.gif[/img]

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[quote author=keko__keka link=topic=122332.msg1342169#msg1342169 date=1290095455]
bribe the aapicer ....u can get death cert....no isssues  @3$% @3$%


inkoti sepppana.  konchem natu ...........[b][size=12pt].one can eat fud and can produse shitt........but not vice versa [/size][/b] sSc_hiding2
[/quote]
[img]http://i51.tinypic.com/mav6n9.gif[/img]

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