THE DICTIONARY

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CIGARETTE :

A pinch of tobacco

rolled in paper

with fire at one end

and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE :

It's an agreement

wherein

a man loses his bachelor degree

and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE :

Future Tense

of Marriage

LECTURE :

An art of transmitting Information

from the notes of the lecturer

to the notes of students

without passing through the minds

of either

CONFERENCE :

The confusion of one man

multiplied by the

number present

COMPROMISE :

The art of dividing

a cake in such a way that

everybody believes

he got the biggest piece

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TEARS :

The hydraulic force by which

masculine W ill P ower is

defeated by feminine water-power!

DICTIONARY :

A place where divorce comes

before marriage

CONFERENCE ROOM :

A place where everybody talks,

nobody listens

and everybody disagrees later on

ECSTASY :

A feeling when you feel

you are going to feel

a feeling

you have never felt before

CLASSIC :

A book

which people praise,

but never read

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SMILE :

A curve

that can set

a lot of things straight!

OFFICE :

A place

where you can relax

after your strenuous

home life

YAWN :

The only time

when some married men

ever get to open

their mouth

ETC :

A sign

to make others believe

that you know

more than

you actually do

COMMITTEE :

Individuals

who can do

nothing individually

and sit to decide

that nothing can be done

together

EXPERIENCE :

The name

men give

to their

Mistakes

ATOM BOMB :

An invention

to bring an end

to all

inventions

PHILOSOPHER :

A fool

who torments himself

during life,

to be spoken of

when dead

DIPLOMAT :

A person

who tells you

to go to hell

in such a way

that you actually look forward

to the trip

OPPORTUNIST :

A person

who starts taking bath

if he

accidentally falls

into a river

OPTIMIST :

A person

who while falling

from EIFFEL TOWER

says in midway

"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

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