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THE DICTIONARY Part-2


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PESSIMIST :

A person

who says that

O is the last letter

in ZERO,

Instead of the first letter

in OPPORTUNITY

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MISER :

A person

who lives poor

so that

he can die RICH!

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FATHER :

A banker

provided by

nature

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CRIMINAL :

A guy

no different

from the other,

unless he gets caught

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BOSS:

Someone

who is early

when you are late

and late

when you are early

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POLITICIAN:

One who

shakes your hand

before elections

and your Confidence

Later

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DOCTOR:

A person

who kills

your ills

by pills,

and kills you

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