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maa room lo oka tikka naa koduku unde vaadu .. ... room lo 5 memebers unde vallam ... andhulo 4 are frnds.. nenu kothaga vacha... night shifts avadam valla close avaleka poya..

valla frnd memu unde place ki vasthunadu .. vaadi accommodation kosam nannu bayataki pampinchadaniki plan vesaru ... Room lo 150 $ touch pad poyindhi ani drama stat chesadu ... Andhari rooms search chesthanu annadu ... search cheyamante adhi naa mentality kaadhu annadu ...

roju office lo unte..call chesi nenu cops ki complaint chesthuna..complaint chesthuna ani sava dengevaadu ... oka saari naa G lo kaali ..
nene COPS ki call chesi matter cheppa.. cop ki vaadi number itchanu..cop call chesi.. "It seems you have some problem at home , did you lost any valuable products at home " annadu anta ...

vaadiki ucha paddayi ... last lo vade cheppesadu cops ki i found it.. im good now ani ... Mental lan*a koduku ....
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naa roommate gaadu okadu unde vaadu..vaadu india lo full balisina party ayinaa US lo vaadi kakkurthi ki haddulu levu..

1. Vaadu india yearly once vellevadu..appudu gundu kottinchukuni vachevaadu..ikkada no hair cut..ponee ademina good lookingaa ante adi kooda kaadu..pichi pichi gaa undedi vaadu juttu..

2. Oka sari bayata picha snow padutondi..-ve lo undi tempp..nenu office nundi vachesariki vaadu intlo fish kadigi koora vandutunnadu..bhayankaramina vasana..bayata ki polenu, intlo undalenu..sachipoyaa..corridor lo 2-3 hrs undalsi vachindi..

3. vaadu room chaala darunanga unchevaadu..bed konte dabbulu waste ani..valla friend vadesina bed okati pattukochadu (till that time he used sleep on floor with just blanket for 5 weeks)..aa bed daridranga, attalu kattesi undi..
aa bed techina sariggaa 4-5 weeks ki intlo bed bugs vachayi..alaa ilaa kaadu..maa room mates (3 BHK 3 members) 3 days literrrrallly nidra poledu.. :( ..taruvata apartment vallaki complaint cheste..
vaallu maa intlo investigate cheyyadaniki $300, pakka illallo kooda vellipoyindemo ani investigate cheyyadaniki 4 houses each $300..and then pest control cheyyadaniki $500 ..ante total gaa $2000 daaka lakkunnaru maa daggara.. : $s@d

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364187756' post='1303482319']
naa roommate gaadu okadu unde vaadu..vaadu india lo full balisina party ayinaa US lo vaadi kakkurthi ki haddulu levu..

1. Vaadu india yearly once vellevadu..appudu gundu kottinchukuni vachevaadu..ikkada no hair cut..ponee ademina good lookingaa ante adi kooda kaadu..pichi pichi gaa undedi vaadu juttu..

2. Oka sari bayata picha snow padutondi..-ve lo undi tempp..nenu office nundi vachesariki vaadu intlo fish kadigi koora vandutunnadu..bhayankaramina vasana..bayata ki polenu, intlo undalenu..sachipoyaa..corridor lo 2-3 hrs undalsi vachindi..

3. vaadu room chaala darunanga unchevaadu..bed konte dabbulu waste ani..valla friend vadesina bed okati pattukochadu (till that time he used sleep on floor with just blanket for 5 weeks)..aa bed daridranga, attalu kattesi undi..
aa bed techina sariggaa 4-5 weeks ki intlo bed bugs vachayi..alaa ilaa kaadu..maa room mates (3 BHK 3 members) 3 days literrrrallly nidra poledu.. :( ..taruvata apartment vallaki complaint cheste..
vaallu maa intlo investigate cheyyadaniki $300, pakka illallo kooda vellipoyindemo ani investigate cheyyadaniki 4 houses each $300..and then pest control cheyyadaniki $500 ..ante total gaa $2000 daaka lakkunnaru maa daggara.. : $s@d
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abboooo..evaro a mahanubhavudu

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[b]Nenu Bangalore lo face chesina oka bhayankaramina manishi sangatulu chepta[/b]


1) Vadi salary 12 lacs. 5 Yrs Exp in Java

2) Vadu 3 yrs nundi oke towel chinigi poyyi vadi **** kanapadutunna marchadu. Oka sari ma roommate towel ni chair lonchi theesi hanger ki tagiliste enduku daniki tagilinchavu adi chinigethe ela annadu. :3D_Smiles:
3) Vadu mandu konukochukunte 2 peglu with out snacks vere vadu party isthe quarter tagutadu with non-veg adi malla vanikemo blenders pride vere valakki Royal Stag teesukura dabbulu endu waste ga karchupettadam antadu....

4) Intlo vallu phone cut cheste.Enduku cut chesaru. Nenu cut cheyyalena anavasranga 1 minute kakundane cut chesaru..30 paise waste ani 30 minutes tidatadu.

5) Socks 3 yrs industry..chinigi kampu dengutunnayi

6) Cheppulu 5 yrs industry. Hostel lo pani vadini pilichi kothaga vunnayi teesuko annadu..vadu kindi meediki chusi nuvve vunchuko annadu.

7) Oka sari vadu ma inko room mate chicken techukunnaru....pani pilla gadu vachi aa daridruni platelo 2 pieces teesukunnadu....taravta chudali vani asta daridram..ma room mate ki phone vachi bayatiki velthe atani platelo nunchi 2 pieces teesukoni vadi platelo vesukunnadu.


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[quote name='BonguMudda' timestamp='1364197650' post='1303482759']

2) Vadu 3 yrs nundi oke towel chinigi poyyi vadi **** kanapadutunna marchadu. Oka sari ma roommate towel ni chair lonchi theesi hanger ki tagiliste enduku daniki tagilinchavu adi chinigethe ela annadu. :3D_Smiles:

4) Intlo vallu phone cut cheste.Enduku cut chesaru. Nenu cut cheyyalena anavasranga 1 minute kakundane cut chesaru..30 paise waste ani 30 minutes tidatadu.

5) Socks 3 yrs industry..chinigi kampu dengutunnayi

6) Cheppulu 5 yrs industry. Hostel lo pani vadini pilichi kothaga vunnayi teesuko annadu..vadu kindi meediki chusi nuvve vunchuko annadu.

7) Oka sari vadu ma inko room mate chicken techukunnaru....pani pilla gadu vachi aa daridruni platelo 2 pieces teesukunnadu....taravta chudali vani asta daridram..ma room mate ki phone vachi bayatiki velthe atani platelo nunchi 2 pieces teesukoni vadi platelo vesukunnadu.


Continued...............
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[quote name='BonguMudda' timestamp='1364197650' post='1303482759']
[b]Nenu Bangalore lo face chesina oka bhayankaramina manishi sangatulu chepta[/b]


1) Vadi salary 12 lacs. 5 Yrs Exp in Java

2) Vadu 3 yrs nundi oke towel chinigi poyyi vadi **** kanapadutunna marchadu. Oka sari ma roommate towel ni chair lonchi theesi hanger ki tagiliste enduku daniki tagilinchavu adi chinigethe ela annadu. :3D_Smiles:
3) Vadu mandu konukochukunte 2 peglu with out snacks vere vadu party isthe quarter tagutadu with non-veg adi malla vanikemo blenders pride vere valakki Royal Stag teesukura dabbulu endu waste ga karchupettadam antadu....

4) Intlo vallu phone cut cheste.Enduku cut chesaru. Nenu cut cheyyalena anavasranga 1 minute kakundane cut chesaru..30 paise waste ani 30 minutes tidatadu.

5) Socks 3 yrs industry..chinigi kampu dengutunnayi

6) Cheppulu 5 yrs industry. Hostel lo pani vadini pilichi kothaga vunnayi teesuko annadu..vadu kindi meediki chusi nuvve vunchuko annadu.

7) Oka sari vadu ma inko room mate chicken techukunnaru....pani pilla gadu vachi aa daridruni platelo 2 pieces teesukunnadu....taravta chudali vani asta daridram..ma room mate ki phone vachi bayatiki velthe atani platelo nunchi 2 pieces teesukoni vadi platelo vesukunnadu.


Continued...............
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:3D_Smiles:[size=4] Idi happyness cheppina stories kante daridram gaa undi..[/size]

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[quote name='BonguMudda' timestamp='1364197650' post='1303482759']
[b]Nenu Bangalore lo face chesina oka bhayankaramina manishi sangatulu chepta[/b]


1) Vadi salary 12 lacs. 5 Yrs Exp in Java

2) Vadu 3 yrs nundi oke towel chinigi poyyi vadi **** kanapadutunna marchadu. Oka sari ma roommate towel ni chair lonchi theesi hanger ki tagiliste enduku daniki tagilinchavu adi chinigethe ela annadu. :3D_Smiles:
3) Vadu mandu konukochukunte 2 peglu with out snacks vere vadu party isthe quarter tagutadu with non-veg adi malla vanikemo blenders pride vere valakki Royal Stag teesukura dabbulu endu waste ga karchupettadam antadu....

4) Intlo vallu phone cut cheste.Enduku cut chesaru. Nenu cut cheyyalena anavasranga 1 minute kakundane cut chesaru..30 paise waste ani 30 minutes tidatadu.

5) Socks 3 yrs industry..chinigi kampu dengutunnayi

6) Cheppulu 5 yrs industry. Hostel lo pani vadini pilichi kothaga vunnayi teesuko annadu..vadu kindi meediki chusi nuvve vunchuko annadu.

7) Oka sari vadu ma inko room mate chicken techukunnaru....pani pilla gadu vachi aa daridruni platelo 2 pieces teesukunnadu....taravta chudali vani asta daridram..ma room mate ki phone vachi bayatiki velthe atani platelo nunchi 2 pieces teesukoni vadi platelo vesukunnadu.


Continued...............
[/quote] :3D_Smiles:
vamooo

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1. Telangana-Andhra godavalu [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/-5YfGALcYGLk/UPjvZSyR8nI/AAAAAAAAJTc/VbuDTMd944o/s120/Brahmi-10.gif[/img]

2. Birthday parties ante caste parties esp in major cities on both coasts....pillalni chinnapudu nunche [img]http://lh4.ggpht.com/-IHEXS5aLyaI/URcPHU9z2FI/AAAAAAAAJ88/QZnacW4CZpc/s150/Krishna-1.gif[/img]

3. pachimirchi dhara ekkuva ga vundi ani eppudu cheppi feel avvatam (West Coast ninchi ikkadiki move aina vuncle okadu) [img]http://lh6.ggpht.com/-LZlkCw5SB3Q/URcPJOPqEcI/AAAAAAAAJ88/uD9YOO-JHMc/s150/Krishna-4.gif[/img]

4. Ikkadiki vachina Amway, Gold coin ani sava D'tam [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/-KZwq9fiYWts/URXJVA6ZtSI/AAAAAAAAJ4c/pnaIwYKqFfY/s150/SS.gif[/img]

5. Oke **** (clothes I mean) tho kuralu vandesi malla ade kampu guddalatho tho gym ki vachi rakthalu vachela parigetteyatam....a kampu barinchalemu ra ayya [img]http://lh4.ggpht.com/-s3VjbWiI8pY/UPIUaX2QcUI/AAAAAAAAJH8/DEaZ5MFw92U/s150/PR-1.gif[/img]

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[quote name='fulltimedasu' timestamp='1364227684' post='1303484043']
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. Oke **** (clothes I mean) tho kuralu vandesi malla ade kampu guddalatho tho gym ki vachi rakthalu vachela parigetteyatam....a kampu barinchalemu ra ayya
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[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/-KZwq9fiYWts/URXJVA6ZtSI/AAAAAAAAJ4c/pnaIwYKqFfY/s150/SS.gif[/img]idi entha mandiki enni sarlu cheppina wastey..

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[quote name='Maximus' timestamp='1364227801' post='1303484056']
[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/-KZwq9fiYWts/URXJVA6ZtSI/AAAAAAAAJ4c/pnaIwYKqFfY/s150/SS.gif[/img]idi entha mandiki enni sarlu cheppina wastey..
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[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/-KZwq9fiYWts/URXJVA6ZtSI/AAAAAAAAJ4c/pnaIwYKqFfY/s150/SS.gif[/img] narikeyali anipistadi bhayya

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