A bus stops and 2 men get on

[athidhi]

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first* but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first.

Den I come.

Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more!

Two asses* they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more. "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig*" she retorted indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."

"Hey* coola down lady*" said the man.

"Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '."

[psycopk]

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