!!!!!!!!!!SOME JOKES!!!!!!!!

[Alfred pichikaaki]

A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back:...and I will fill your cavity.

A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this? " "This is the maid," answers the woman. "We don't have a maid," says the man. The woman says, "I was hired this morning by the lady of the house. " The man says, "Well, this is her husband. Is she there? " The woman replies, "She is upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I figured was her husband. " The man is fuming and says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000? " The maid says, "What will I have to do? " The man tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with. " The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots. The maid comes back to the phone "What do I do with the bodies? " The man says, "Throw them in the swimming pool. " Puzzled, the maid answers, "But you don't have a pool. " A long pause and the man says, "Is this 567-5309? "

A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.

A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped him and said, "Excuse me, but why are you wearing your shirt backwards? "The priest laughed, "Because, my son, I am a Father! "The Polak scratched his head. "But I am a father too, and I don't wear my shirt backwards! "Again the priest laughed. "But I am a Father of thousands! "To which the Polak replied, "Well then you should wear your shorts backwards! "

A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neighbor asks her why she is doing that. The blonde replies "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail "."

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up " said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot? " enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself. "

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[Ranga_The_Donga]

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[graham]

ivanni okate joke aa separate separate jokes aa ba ?? chadive opika ledu @3$%

[bongule]

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[bhrami]

[quote author=ALFRED PICHIKAAKI link=topic=155771.msg1843956#msg1843956 date=1297716633]
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back:...and I will fill your cavity.

[size=24pt]A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this? " "This is the maid," answers the woman. "We don't have a maid," says the man. The woman says, "I was hired this morning by the lady of the house. " The man says, "Well, this is her husband. Is she there? " The woman replies, "She is upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I figured was her husband. " The man is fuming and says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000? " The maid says, "What will I have to do? " The man tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with. " The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots. The maid comes back to the phone "What do I do with the bodies? " The man says, "Throw them in the swimming pool. " Puzzled, the maid answers, "But you don't have a pool. " A long pause and the man says, "Is this 567-5309? [/size]"

A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.

A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped him and said, "Excuse me, but why are you wearing your shirt backwards? "The priest laughed, "Because, my son, I am a Father! "The Polak scratched his head. "But I am a father too, and I don't wear my shirt backwards! "Again the priest laughed. "But I am a Father of thousands! "To which the Polak replied, "Well then you should wear your shorts backwards! "

A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neighbor asks her why she is doing that. The blonde replies "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail "."

"[size=24pt]If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up " said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot? " enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself. "[/size]

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ee rondu bavunayi  @3$% @3$% @3$%

[Alfred pichikaaki]

[quote author=MICKEY link=topic=155771.msg1843968#msg1843968 date=1297716748]
ivanni okate joke aa separate separate jokes aa ba ?? chadive opika ledu @3$%
[/quote]separate baa..  F@!n F@!n

[PAVITHRA]

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[Alfred pichikaaki]

[quote author=Bhrami link=topic=155771.msg1843977#msg1843977 date=1297716851]
ee rondu bavunayi  @3$% @3$% @3$%
[/quote]naaku aa priest di nachindi...  @3$% @3$% @3$%

[bhrami]

[quote author=ALFRED PICHIKAAKI link=topic=155771.msg1843986#msg1843986 date=1297716974]
naaku aa priest di nachindi...  @3$% @3$% @3$%
[/quote]
naku artham kuda kaeldu  sSa_j@il sSa_j@il sSa_j@il

[Alfred pichikaaki]

[quote author=Bhrami link=topic=155771.msg1843992#msg1843992 date=1297717037]
naku artham kuda kaeldu  sSa_j@il sSa_j@il sSa_j@il
[/quote]aa priest gaadu nenu 1000 mandi ki father ni ante.. ithanu antadu... nee shirt badalu pant tirgi veskovalsindi ani...  @3$% @3$% @3$%

[PAVITHRA]

[quote author=Bhrami link=topic=155771.msg1843992#msg1843992 date=1297717037]
naku artham kuda kaeldu  sSa_j@il sSa_j@il sSa_j@il
[/quote]

he is father of church thats why 1000s of kids but other guy thinks the church father is really father of 1000s  @3$% @3$% i tried to put it in simple way, take it if its correct  sHa_fr1ends sHa_fr1ends

[bhrami]

[quote author=ALFRED PICHIKAAKI link=topic=155771.msg1843998#msg1843998 date=1297717138]
aa priest gaadu nenu 1000 mandi ki father ni ante.. ithanu antadu... nee shirt badalu pant tirgi veskovalsindi ani...  @3$% @3$% @3$%
[/quote]
[quote author=PAVITHRA link=topic=155771.msg1844011#msg1844011 date=1297717304]
he is father of church thats why 1000s of kids but other guy thinks the church father is really father of 1000s  @3$% @3$% i tried to put it in simple way, take it if its correct  sHa_fr1ends sHa_fr1ends
[/quote]
shorts reverse endhuku vesukovali  sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink

[Alfred pichikaaki]

[quote author=Bhrami link=topic=155771.msg1844046#msg1844046 date=1297717681]
shorts reverse endhuku vesukovali  sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink
[/quote]so that he doesn't get a chance to get his thingy out...  !q# !q# !q# inka naatu ga cheppamantava? sCo_hmmthink

[mattiburra]

[quote author=ALFRED PICHIKAAKI link=topic=155771.msg1843956#msg1843956 date=1297716633]


A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this? " "This is the maid," answers the woman. "We don't have a maid," says the man. The woman says, "I was hired this morning by the lady of the house. " The man says, "Well, this is her husband. Is she there? " The woman replies, "She is upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I figured was her husband. " The man is fuming and says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000? " The maid says, "What will I have to do? " The man tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with. " The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots. The maid comes back to the phone "What do I do with the bodies? " The man says, "Throw them in the swimming pool. " Puzzled, the maid answers, "But you don't have a pool. " A long pause and the man says, "Is this 567-5309? "








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If it wasn't his house how can he point the maid towards the gun in the desk? ( probably we have to assume that all houses will have a gun in one of their desks)

[bhrami]

[quote author=ALFRED PICHIKAAKI link=topic=155771.msg1844069#msg1844069 date=1297717886]
so that he doesn't get a chance to get his thingy out...  !q# !q# !q# inka naatu ga cheppamantava? sCo_hmmthink
[/quote]
epudu artham ayindhi  @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% F@!n F@!n F@!n F@!n F@!n