R Rated Jokes

[dotnetrockz]

One day an old man and his wife were sitting in their rockers. The old man reached over and grab his wife's breast and said, ''If these produced milk, we could get rid of the cow.'' Then he reached down and grabbed between her legs and said, ''If this was a little warmer, we wouldn't need the furnace.'' The old woman reached over and grabbed his dick and said, ''If this was a little harder, I wouldn't need your brother.'

Dad runs in and Shouts :
STOP WATCHING PORN, I CAN HEAR IT IN THE OTHER ROOM!!
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Son: I'm not, I'm watching Sharapova Playing Tennis....D:D


A newly married couple plan on a honeymoon.The man wanted to know whether his wife was a virgin. So he asks his friend, "How will I realize whether my wife's ever had sex?"
Friend - "Its easy.You'll need red paint, blue paint and a shovel. Before having sex, paint one of your balls red, the other blue and if your wife says 'These are the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen', hit her on the head with the shovel."



Once a girl is quite fantasized about "69". She has a regular boyfriend they have never done it before. One day she invites her boyfriend to her apartment for romantic dinner. After heavy dinner, she tells him that she wants to do "69". But the Boyfriend doesn't have any idea about what is 69. Girlfriend gets upset but thinks that she can teach him how to do 69. she asks him to lay down...and she then lays on top of him in reverse direction so as in 69. The boyfriend is confused but is eager to know about 69. so he does as the GF tells him to do. they lay down in this position for about 2 min. she is thinking that He will, by the time, get excited by this. But suddenly the GF has to let go one Fart...directly on her BF's face. GF quickly apologizes and asks him to stay in that position for some more time.After 1 min she has to let go one another fart....this time bigger than the previous. The BF quickly throws her away, gets up, starts dressing up and yells at her..

"If you think I am gonna take 67 more like this,are you MAD"



At sex toys shop GIRL:Whr is d duplicate penis section?CLERK: ovr der mam Grl:Hw mch 4 dis big red one?CLERK: O hawas ki pujaran! wo fire extinguisher hai.

[galigannarao]

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idi ayte racha asalu

A newly married couple plan on a honeymoon .The man wanted to know whether his wife was a virgin. So he asks his friend, "How will I realize whether my wife's ever had *****?"
Friend - "Its easy.You'll need red paint, blue paint and a shovel. Before having *****, paint one of your balls red, the other blue and if your wife says 'These are the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen', hit her on the head with the shovel."

[Bezawadababu]

[quote author=galigannarao link=topic=205282.msg2508415#msg2508415 date=1308756119]
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idi ayte racha asalu

A newly married couple plan on a honeymoon .The man wanted to know whether his wife was a virgin. So he asks his friend, "How will I realize whether my wife's ever had *****?"
Friend - "Its easy.You'll need red paint, blue paint and a shovel. Before having *****, paint one of your balls red, the other blue and if your wife says 'These are the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen', hit her on the head with the shovel."
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[chowdary9]

Dad runs in and Shouts :
STOP WATCHING ****, I CAN HEAR IT IN THE OTHER ROOM!!
.
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Son: I'm not, I'm watching Sharapova Playing Tennis... .D:D

ante enti? ardham kaala  F@!n F@!n

[dotnetrockz]

[quote author=Hangover link=topic=205282.msg2509127#msg2509127 date=1308763663]
Dad runs in and Shouts :
STOP WATCHING ****, I CAN HEAR IT IN THE OTHER ROOM!!
.
.
Son: I'm not, I'm watching Sharapova Playing Tennis... .D:D

ante enti? ardham kaala  F@!n F@!n
[/quote]

STOP WATCHING [glow=red,2,300]P O R N[/glow]

[chowdary9]

[quote author=dotnetrockz link=topic=205282.msg2509137#msg2509137 date=1308763771]
STOP WATCHING [glow=red,2,300]P O R N[/glow]
[/quote] adi ok.. mari sharapova ki daniki sambandam enti  sCo_^Y sCo_^Y sCo_^Y sCo_^Y

[ToughGuy]

@3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% CITI_$D#

[infinity]

[quote author=Hangover link=topic=205282.msg2509144#msg2509144 date=1308763845]
adi ok.. mari sharapova ki daniki sambandam enti  sCo_^Y sCo_^Y sCo_^Y sCo_^Y
[/quote]

sharpova adetapudu baga gatiga arstundi baa ..

[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Sharapova#Playing_style]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Sharapova#Playing_style[/url]

[tom bhayya]

[quote author=Hangover link=topic=205282.msg2509144#msg2509144 date=1308763845]
adi ok.. mari sharapova ki daniki sambandam enti  sCo_^Y sCo_^Y sCo_^Y sCo_^Y
[/quote]
hangu baa sharapova tennis match chudu... shot kottey tappudu arusthu vuntundhi... aa type lo...

[chowdary9]

[quote author=infinity link=topic=205282.msg2509171#msg2509171 date=1308764049]
sharpova adetapudu baga gatiga arstundi baa ..

[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Sharapova#Playing_style]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Sharapova#Playing_style[/url]
[/quote] @3$% @3$% ok lite ga ardhamaindi  s%H# s%H# s%H#

[chowdary9]

[quote author=tom bhayya link=topic=205282.msg2509175#msg2509175 date=1308764099]
hangu baa sharapova tennis match chudu... shot kottey tappudu arusthu vuntundhi... aa type lo...
[/quote] F@!n F@!n F@!n

[bonguking]

At ***** toys shop GIRL:Whr is d duplicate penis section?CLERK: ovr der mam Grl:Hw mch 4 dis big red one?CLERK: O hawas ki pujaran! wo fire extinguis her hai.



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[galigannarao]

[quote author=Hangover link=topic=205282.msg2509180#msg2509180 date=1308764119]
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[/quote][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSCwqUxHXnY&feature=related#ws]Maria Sharapova Vs. Agnieszka Radwanska - Roland Garros 2011 4th Round Highlights[/url]abbay ee video sudu neeke teluttadi ok sari @3$%