Wonderful definitions of designations at office.

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1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in

One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivewhite, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to Produce a baby.

and lastly……………..

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby

10) Team Lead is a person actually knows how many men and women requiwhite to deliver the baby , but will not tell anyone

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