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[b]BALAYYA - J. NTR JOKES[/b]

Ballaya Goes to Police Enquiry


Sir Name Pls : Balakrishna

Sex : Weekly Six Times

Sir I Am Asking Male Or Female

Ballaya : Alanti Patimpulu em Levu Evaru Ayina Dabidi Dabide .............




Jr. NTR: Yenti babai tube light kindha noru therachi petti kurchunav?

Balaya: "Doctor Light Food" tisukomanadu ra.. :)



Balaya's Dad died & he was crying..!
After 2minuts balayya cries louder.
Friend: What happens now.?
Balayya: My sister just called me, her dad also died..!



Once balayya goes to hotel and orders Masala Dosa.
He eats the masala inside and throws the dosa away.
He then orders a Samosa.
He eats the stuffing inside and throws away the skin .
Zoo asks "Ey babai! Why ?
Balio says: "Doctor advised me not to eat outside food".
Zoo: nuvvu as usual mind blowing babai!!!



balayya puts his pencil into horlicks dabba
ntr asks babai y did u keep the pencil in hrlicks
orey ala pedtey na pencil chala STRONGER,TALLER,SHRPER aytadi rea
zoo says nuvvu simhakeka babai!!



Balaya:arey tv lo na movie vasthundhi chudu

jr ntr:ayyo current poyindhi babai

Balaya:arey jaffa candle petkoni chudra

jr ntr:nuv keka babai!



BALAYYA : entra monna enni sarlu phone chesina lift chesthav kani matladaventi??

Jr NTR : nuvvey kadha babay cheppav "nenu matladeppudu ne chevulu mathramey pani cheyyali, kadhani inkedi pani chesina neku next birthday vundadhu" ani, asaley monna na Birthday



Balayya Pelli Chupulu

Ammay Valla Dad : Maa Ammayi Inka Chaduvu Kuntadhantaa!

Balayya : Sare Chaduvu Koomanandi Memu Ganta Aagi Vastham



Balayya: Orey, malli ee roju kuda match meedha kasina bet poyindi raa. Second time kuda vodipoyaru.

Zoo NTR: Mana Team vaallu second match eppudu aadaaru babai???

Balayya: Adhe raa, ee roju highlights vesaru kadha.

Zoo NTR: Ayyo, naaku teliadu babai, telisunte nenu kuda bet katte vaadini.

Balayya: Anduke raa ninnu zoo anedhi, naa daggara nerchukovalsindi chala undi.

Zoo NTR: Avunu babai, nuvu devudivi.



Jr.ntr: Babai pinni pregnent kada
Hospital ki kakunda 'PIZZA CORNER' ki enduku tisukellav?

balayya: arey pichoda pizz corner lo 'DELIVERY FREE' anta

N.t.r: nuv keka babai........



Girl : i luv u
Boy : Iam pokiri
G : its ok i luv u
B : Iam drinker
G : But i luv u
B : Iam idiot
G : i luv u .........
B : Iam sadist
G : but i luv u ........




Boy : iam a ballaya fan
Girl : ok,bye annaya..............





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[quote author=shashank24 link=topic=216169.msg2659967#msg2659967 date=1311608193]
[b]BALAYYA - J. NTR JOKES[/b]

Ballaya Goes to Police Enquiry


Sir Name Pls : Balakrishna

***** : Weekly Six Times

Sir I Am Asking Male Or Female

Ballaya : Alanti Patimpulu em Levu Evaru Ayina Dabidi Dabide .............




Jr. NTR: Yenti babai tube light kindha noru therachi petti kurchunav?

Balaya: "Doctor Light Food" tisukomanadu ra.. :)



Balaya's Dad died & he was crying..!
After 2minuts balayya cries louder.
Friend: What happens now.?
Balayya: My sister just called me, her dad also died..!



Once balayya goes to hotel and orders Masala Dosa.
He eats the masala inside and throws the dosa away.
He then orders a Samosa.
He eats the stuffing inside and throws away the skin .
Zoo asks "Ey babai! Why ?
Balio says: "Doctor advised me not to eat outside food".
Zoo: nuvvu as usual mind blowing babai!!!



balayya puts his pencil into horlicks dabba
ntr asks babai y did u keep the pencil in hrlicks
orey ala pedtey na pencil chala STRONGER,TALLER,SHRPER aytadi rea
zoo says nuvvu simhakeka babai!!



Balaya:arey tv lo na movie vasthundhi chudu

jr ntr:ayyo current poyindhi babai

Balaya:arey jaffa candle petkoni chudra

jr ntr:nuv keka babai!



BALAYYA : entra monna enni sarlu phone chesina lift chesthav kani matladaventi??

Jr NTR : nuvvey kadha babay cheppav "nenu matladeppudu ne chevulu mathramey pani cheyyali, kadhani inkedi pani chesina neku next birthday vundadhu" ani, asaley monna na Birthday



Balayya Pelli Chupulu

Ammay Valla Dad : Maa Ammayi Inka Chaduvu Kuntadhantaa!

Balayya : Sare Chaduvu Koomanandi Memu Ganta Aagi Vastham



Balayya: Orey, malli ee roju kuda match meedha kasina bet poyindi raa. Second time kuda vodipoyaru.

Zoo NTR: Mana Team vaallu second match eppudu aadaaru babai???

Balayya: Adhe raa, ee roju highlights vesaru kadha.

Zoo NTR: Ayyo, naaku teliadu babai, telisunte nenu kuda bet katte vaadini.

Balayya: Anduke raa ninnu zoo anedhi, naa daggara nerchukovalsindi chala undi.

Zoo NTR: Avunu babai, nuvu devudivi.



Jr.ntr: Babai pinni pregnent kada
Hospital ki kakunda 'PIZZA CORNER' ki enduku tisukellav?

balayya: arey pichoda pizz corner lo 'DELIVERY FREE' anta

N.t.r: nuv keka babai........



Girl : i luv u
Boy : Iam pokiri
G : its ok i luv u
B : Iam drinker
G : But i luv u
B : Iam idiot
G : i luv u .........
B : Iam sadist
G : but i luv u ........




Boy : iam a ballaya fan
Girl : ok,bye annaya..............





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Joke Mottam Madichi...[img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated2/bemmi.rod.gif[/img]

[quote author=gopichand-No1 link=topic=216169.msg2659976#msg2659976 date=1311608300]
Joke Mottam Madichi...[img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated2/bemmi.rod.gif[/img]
[/quote]

[img width=150 height=150]http://lh3.ggpht.com/-ME6thYBPMZU/TgOfd1PcuJI/AAAAAAAAC9s/dDsEQ2BOuFU/Balayya.gif[/img]  CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y

[quote author=shashank24 link=topic=216169.msg2659967#msg2659967 date=1311608193]
[b]BALAYYA - J. NTR JOKES[/b]

Ballaya Goes to Police Enquiry


Sir Name Pls : Balakrishna

***** : Weekly Six Times

Sir I Am Asking Male Or Female

Ballaya : Alanti Patimpulu em Levu Evaru Ayina Dabidi Dabide .............




Jr. NTR: Yenti babai tube light kindha noru therachi petti kurchunav?

Balaya: "Doctor Light Food" tisukomanadu ra.. :)



Balaya's Dad died & he was crying..!
After 2minuts balayya cries louder.
Friend: What happens now.?
Balayya: My sister just called me, her dad also died..!



Once balayya goes to hotel and orders Masala Dosa.
He eats the masala inside and throws the dosa away.
He then orders a Samosa.
He eats the stuffing inside and throws away the skin .
Zoo asks "Ey babai! Why ?
Balio says: "Doctor advised me not to eat outside food".
Zoo: nuvvu as usual mind blowing babai!!!



balayya puts his pencil into horlicks dabba
ntr asks babai y did u keep the pencil in hrlicks
orey ala pedtey na pencil chala STRONGER,TALLER,SHRPER aytadi rea
zoo says nuvvu simhakeka babai!!



Balaya:arey tv lo na movie vasthundhi chudu

jr ntr:ayyo current poyindhi babai

Balaya:arey jaffa candle petkoni chudra

jr ntr:nuv keka babai!



BALAYYA : entra monna enni sarlu phone chesina lift chesthav kani matladaventi??

Jr NTR : nuvvey kadha babay cheppav "nenu matladeppudu ne chevulu mathramey pani cheyyali, kadhani inkedi pani chesina neku next birthday vundadhu" ani, asaley monna na Birthday



Balayya Pelli Chupulu

Ammay Valla Dad : Maa Ammayi Inka Chaduvu Kuntadhantaa!

Balayya : Sare Chaduvu Koomanandi Memu Ganta Aagi Vastham



Balayya: Orey, malli ee roju kuda match meedha kasina bet poyindi raa. Second time kuda vodipoyaru.

Zoo NTR: Mana Team vaallu second match eppudu aadaaru babai???

Balayya: Adhe raa, ee roju highlights vesaru kadha.

Zoo NTR: Ayyo, naaku teliadu babai, telisunte nenu kuda bet katte vaadini.

Balayya: Anduke raa ninnu zoo anedhi, naa daggara nerchukovalsindi chala undi.

Zoo NTR: Avunu babai, nuvu devudivi.



Jr.ntr: Babai pinni pregnent kada
Hospital ki kakunda 'PIZZA CORNER' ki enduku tisukellav?

balayya: arey pichoda pizz corner lo 'DELIVERY FREE' anta

N.t.r: nuv keka babai........



Girl : i luv u
Boy : Iam pokiri
G : its ok i luv u
B : Iam drinker
G : But i luv u
B : Iam idiot
G : i luv u .........
B : Iam sadist
G : but i luv u ........




Boy : iam a ballaya fan
Girl : ok,bye annaya..............





INKA MASTH UNNAI.....PRASTHUTHAANIKI IVI NJOY CHEYANDI  CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y
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joke lo originality ledu........ idi oka arab terrorist meeda vachindi first oak 5 yrs ayyindi

[quote author=shashank24 link=topic=216169.msg2660034#msg2660034 date=1311608966]
[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/-ME6thYBPMZU/TgOfd1PcuJI/AAAAAAAAC9s/dDsEQ2BOuFU/Balayya.gif[/img]  CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y
[/quote]


Good Job...we are proud of you...!!

[quote author=BENZBABU link=topic=216169.msg2660039#msg2660039 date=1311609029]
joke lo originality ledu........ idi oka arab terrorist meeda vachindi first oak 5 yrs ayyindi
[/quote]

1st dhi vadhi leyi next vi chaduvu

[quote author=shashank24 link=topic=216169.msg2660044#msg2660044 date=1311609119]
1st dhi vadhi leyi next vi chaduvu
[/quote] CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y bagunnayi konni

[quote author=shashank24 link=topic=216169.msg2659967#msg2659967 date=1311608193]
[b]BALAYYA - J. NTR JOKES[/b]

Ballaya Goes to Police Enquiry


Sir Name Pls : Balakrishna

***** : Weekly Six Times

Sir I Am Asking Male Or Female

Ballaya : Alanti Patimpulu em Levu Evaru Ayina Dabidi Dabide .............




Jr. NTR: Yenti babai tube light kindha noru therachi petti kurchunav?

Balaya: "Doctor Light Food" tisukomanadu ra.. :)



Balaya's Dad died & he was crying..!
After 2minuts balayya cries louder.
Friend: What happens now.?
Balayya: My sister just called me, her dad also died..!



Once balayya goes to hotel and orders Masala Dosa.
He eats the masala inside and throws the dosa away.
He then orders a Samosa.
He eats the stuffing inside and throws away the skin .
Zoo asks "Ey babai! Why ?
Balio says: "Doctor advised me not to eat outside food".
Zoo: nuvvu as usual mind blowing babai!!!



balayya puts his pencil into horlicks dabba
ntr asks babai y did u keep the pencil in hrlicks
orey ala pedtey na pencil chala STRONGER,TALLER,SHRPER aytadi rea
zoo says nuvvu simhakeka babai!!



Balaya:arey tv lo na movie vasthundhi chudu

jr ntr:ayyo current poyindhi babai

Balaya:arey jaffa candle petkoni chudra

jr ntr:nuv keka babai!



BALAYYA : entra monna enni sarlu phone chesina lift chesthav kani matladaventi??

Jr NTR : nuvvey kadha babay cheppav "nenu matladeppudu ne chevulu mathramey pani cheyyali, kadhani inkedi pani chesina neku next birthday vundadhu" ani, asaley monna na Birthday



Balayya Pelli Chupulu

Ammay Valla Dad : Maa Ammayi Inka Chaduvu Kuntadhantaa!

Balayya : Sare Chaduvu Koomanandi Memu Ganta Aagi Vastham



Balayya: Orey, malli ee roju kuda match meedha kasina bet poyindi raa. Second time kuda vodipoyaru.

Zoo NTR: Mana Team vaallu second match eppudu aadaaru babai???

Balayya: Adhe raa, ee roju highlights vesaru kadha.

Zoo NTR: Ayyo, naaku teliadu babai, telisunte nenu kuda bet katte vaadini.

Balayya: Anduke raa ninnu zoo anedhi, naa daggara nerchukovalsindi chala undi.

Zoo NTR: Avunu babai, nuvu devudivi.



Jr.ntr: Babai pinni pregnent kada
Hospital ki kakunda 'PIZZA CORNER' ki enduku tisukellav?

balayya: arey pichoda pizz corner lo 'DELIVERY FREE' anta

N.t.r: nuv keka babai........



Girl : i luv u
Boy : Iam pokiri
G : its ok i luv u
B : Iam drinker
G : But i luv u
B : Iam idiot
G : i luv u .........
B : Iam sadist
G : but i luv u ........




Boy : iam a ballaya fan
Girl : ok,bye annaya..............





INKA MASTH UNNAI.....PRASTHUTHAANIKI IVI NJOY CHEYANDI  CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y
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[quote author=shashank24 link=topic=216169.msg2660034#msg2660034 date=1311608966]
[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/-ME6thYBPMZU/TgOfd1PcuJI/AAAAAAAAC9s/dDsEQ2BOuFU/Balayya.gif[/img]  CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y
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LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q you rock you rock you rock you rock

Ballaya Goes to Police Enquiry


Sir Name Pls : Balakrish na

***** : Weekly Six Times

Sir I Am Asking Male Or Female

Ballaya : Alanti Patimpulu em Levu Evaru Ayina [size=18pt][color=red]Dabidi Dabide[/color][/size]

[img]http://i47.tinypic.com/b9zco.gif[/img]

[quote author=shashank24 link=topic=216169.msg2660034#msg2660034 date=1311608966]
[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/-ME6thYBPMZU/TgOfd1PcuJI/AAAAAAAAC9s/dDsEQ2BOuFU/Balayya.gif[/img]  CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y
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