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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317920186' post='2948803']
vaaranee naa bhayam ekkada del chestaaronani raa nayanaa...[img]http://www.gifsoup.com/view3/1132094/kota-comedy1-o.gif[/img].. Sarey vestaa Venjoy...
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Delete cheyyaru le mama...nuvvu rechhipo...

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pirra_gichhutha LEGEND

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317920238' post='2948808']

Wife: How did u manage 2 make such huge idlis?
Kalu: With the help of this special cloth.
Wife-U idiot give me my Bra back.
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LOL...idhi hilite asalu good post

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Mom - tippu sultan evaru?
Son - naaku theleedu.
Mom - chadhuvu meeda concentrate chesthe thelusthundhi.
Son - poojaa aunty evaru?
Mom - naaku theleedu.
Son - naa meeda kakundaa nanna meeda concentrate chesthe neekoo thelusthundhi.--------


w : Eamandi neanu miku okati cheputha kani tittodhu
H : cheppu
W : neanu eppudu garbavathi nandi
H : adi anadham mina visham kadha neanu eandhuku kodatha
W : emo nandi pelli kaka mundhu ma dad ki ela chepthenea kottaru

pirra_gichhutha LEGEND

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317920366' post='2948819']
Mom - tippu sultan evaru?
Son - naaku theleedu.
Mom - chadhuvu meeda concentrate chesthe thelusthundhi.
Son - poojaa aunty evaru?
Mom - naaku theleedu.
Son - naa meeda kakundaa nanna meeda concentrate chesthe neekoo thelusthundhi.--------


w : Eamandi neanu miku okati cheputha kani tittodhu
H : cheppu
W : neanu eppudu garbavathi nandi
H : adi anadham mina visham kadha neanu eandhuku kodatha
W : emo nandi pelli kaka mundhu ma dad ki ela chepthenea kottaru
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Dad: pakkanti ammaini chudara, 1st class lo pass ayindi......
son:Ala chudatum valle,nenu fail ayindi.-------


Ramu : aa doctor nakili doctor ani yetlaa kanipettavu?
somu : kuttinchu kovadaaniki tailor dhukaanaaniki vellamannaaduraa

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Teacher:-Arey ravi abcd lu cheppu raa.. Ravi:-A.E.G.H.I.J.K.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z. TeachBF CD lu evi ra?? Ravi:-vasu gadi bag lo vunai madam----

Oka lift baita ok note rasiundi
streelaku pratayka pradhynita evvali
inka dani kindane rasiundi
oka samayam 6 guru kante ekuva mandi
ekka gudadu.

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317920366' post='2948819']
Mom - tippu sultan evaru?
Son - naaku theleedu.
Mom - chadhuvu meeda concentrate chesthe thelusthundhi.
Son - poojaa aunty evaru?
Mom - naaku theleedu.
Son - naa meeda kakundaa nanna meeda concentrate chesthe neekoo thelusthundhi.--------


w : Eamandi neanu miku okati cheputha kani tittodhu
H : cheppu
W : neanu eppudu garbavathi nandi
H : adi anadham mina visham kadha neanu eandhuku kodatha
W : emo nandi pelli kaka mundhu ma dad ki ela chepthenea kottaru
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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317920238' post='2948808']
Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror: When both r pregnant!
Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both! --------

Wife: How did u manage 2 make such huge idlis?
Kalu: With the help of this special cloth.
Wife-U idiot give me my Bra back.
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lo....racha baaa

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A Chinese man files for divorce
Judge: What's the reason?
Chinese: Me no come, she no come, baby come, how come
Judge: May be side income------


Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking Board Kanipista Leda?
Man: Dani Side lone 'Always Wear Condom' Ane board Undi Aite Ipudu Nenu Condom Petukoni Kusona?

pirra_gichhutha LEGEND

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317920595' post='2948832']

Oka lift baita ok note rasiundi
streelaku pratayka pradhynita evvali
inka dani kindane rasiundi
oka samayam 6 guru kante ekuva mandi
ekka gudadu.
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ee joke ardham kaaledhu naku +(&* +(&* +(&*

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317920366' post='2948819']
Mom - tippu sultan evaru?
Son - naaku theleedu.
Mom - chadhuvu meeda concentrate chesthe thelusthundhi.
Son - poojaa aunty evaru?
Mom - naaku theleedu.
Son - naa meeda kakundaa nanna meeda concentrate chesthe neekoo thelusthundhi.--------


w : Eamandi neanu miku okati cheputha kani tittodhu
H : cheppu
W : neanu eppudu garbavathi nandi
H : adi anadham mina visham kadha neanu eandhuku kodatha
W : emo nandi pelli kaka mundhu ma dad ki ela chepthenea kottaru
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[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi laugh.gif[/img]

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[quote name='Chittimallu' timestamp='1317920726' post='2948844']

ee joke ardham kaaledhu naku +(&* +(&* +(&*
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PM sesaa sooskoo

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Woman: Doctor garu Naku Konni Rojulavarku Pilalu Vadabdi
Doc: Ee Condom Tisko.
Woman: Edi Nila to tiskovala Pala to
Doc: Arati kai to eskoovaali..

Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317920238' post='2948808']
Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror: When both r pregnant!
Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both! --------

Wife: How did u manage 2 make such huge idlis?
Kalu: With the help of this special cloth.
Wife-U idiot give me my Bra back.
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[img]http://i55.tinypic.com/346nink.gif[/img]

pirra_gichhutha LEGEND

pirra_gichhutha

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317920981' post='2948860']
Woman: Doctor garu Naku Konni Rojulavarku Pilalu Vadabdi
Doc: Ee Condom Tisko.
Woman: Edi Nila to tiskovala Pala to
Doc: Arati kai to eskoovaali..

Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317920366' post='2948819']
Mom - tippu sultan evaru?
Son - naaku theleedu.
Mom - chadhuvu meeda concentrate chesthe thelusthundhi.
Son - poojaa aunty evaru?
Mom - naaku theleedu.
Son - naa meeda kakundaa nanna meeda concentrate chesthe neekoo thelusthundhi.--------


w : Eamandi neanu miku okati cheputha kani tittodhu
H : cheppu
W : neanu eppudu garbavathi nandi
H : adi anadham mina visham kadha neanu eandhuku kodatha
W : emo nandi pelli kaka mundhu ma dad ki ela chepthenea kottaru
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