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Andaru Logout ayyi.. guest laa soostunnaru...

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317920595' post='2948832']
Teacher:-Arey ravi abcd lu cheppu raa.. Ravi:-A.E.G.H.I.J.K.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z. TeachBF CD lu evi ra?? Ravi:-vasu gadi bag lo vunai madam----

Oka lift baita ok note rasiundi
streelaku pratayka pradhynita evvali
inka dani kindane rasiundi
oka samayam 6 guru kante ekuva mandi
ekka gudadu.
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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317920717' post='2948842']
Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking Board Kanipista Leda?
Man: Dani Side lone 'Always Wear Condom' Ane board Undi Aite Ipudu Nenu Condom Petukoni Kusona?
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racha...

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317920981' post='2948860']
Woman: Doctor garu Naku Konni Rojulavarku Pilalu Vadabdi
Doc: Ee Condom Tisko.
Woman: Edi Nila to tiskovala Pala to
Doc: Arati kai to eskoovaali..

Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.
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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317920981' post='2948860']
Woman: Doctor garu Naku Konni Rojulavarku Pilalu Vadabdi
Doc: Ee Condom Tisko.
Woman: Edi Nila to tiskovala Pala to
Doc: Arati kai to eskoovaali..

Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.
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mee daggara kudaa eminaa untey veyyandi.. nenu inka manchivi serch chestaaa....

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Baa's Lunch ki eeli ostha malli kummeddam.

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317920194' post='2948805']
A girl marries a doctor. After having sex on first day she says " r u
an anaesthetist?
Doctor: how do u know?
She : kab dala kab nikhala pata nahin chala.
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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317920981' post='2948860']


Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.
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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317920366' post='2948819']
Mom - tippu sultan evaru?
Son - naaku theleedu.
Mom - chadhuvu meeda concentrate chesthe thelusthundhi.
Son - poojaa aunty evaru?
Mom - naaku theleedu.
Son - naa meeda kakundaa nanna meeda concentrate chesthe neekoo thelusthundhi.--------


w : Eamandi neanu miku okati cheputha kani tittodhu
H : cheppu
W : neanu eppudu garbavathi nandi
H : adi anadham mina visham kadha neanu eandhuku kodatha
W : [color=#ff0000][b]emo nandi pelli kaka mundhu ma dad ki ela chepthenea kottaru[/b][/color]
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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317920717' post='2948842']
A Chinese man files for divorce
Judge: What's the reason?
Chinese: Me no come, she no come, baby come, how come
Judge: May be side income------


Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking Board Kanipista Leda?
Man: Dani Side lone 'Always Wear Condom' Ane board Undi Aite Ipudu Nenu Condom Petukoni Kusona?
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