Masala Jokes..!

[tenkaya]

[chillax]

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Woman: Doctor garu Naku Konni Rojulavarku Pilalu Vadabdi
Doc: Ee Condom Tisko.
Woman: Edi Nila to tiskovala Pala to
Doc: Arati kai to eskoovaali..

Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.
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[Darling999]

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Thanks baa

[Darling999]

A Boy pulls down his pant & ask a girl " do u have this ?"
Girl lifts her skirt, slips the panty & says,"My mom says if u
have this u can get plenty of those................! "


Sex is like a restaurant sometimes u get good service,
Sometimes bad service, sometimes no service & many
Times u have to be happy with self service

[ToughGuy]

...inka veyyi mama ..if u have

[ToughGuy]

[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi laugh.gif[/img][quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317923629' post='2949153']
A Boy pulls down his pant & ask a girl " do u have this ?"
Girl lifts her skirt, slips the panty & says,"My mom says if u
have this u can get plenty of those................! "


Sex is like a restaurant sometimes u get good service,
Sometimes bad service, sometimes no service & many
Times u have to be happy with self service
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[Darling999]

A bra falls on a Milk Man entering a building.
He looks up n shouts,"oh Ammai Ni Paala Mutha Kinda Padipoyindi.........
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What did newtons cock say to newton?
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F--k with your law of gravity, I am going up

[Darling999]

AN AREOPLAN ASKED ROCKET why r u going so fast Rocket said neekuudaa kinda manta.......pedite....appudu niku....telusutundi.....

[b]girl[/b]:nuvvu monthly enni sarlu sshave chestav.
[b]boy[/b]:monthly kadhu rojuku 30nundi 100 sarlu chestanu.
[b]girl:[/b]mentalodiva boy:
[b]boy[/b]:kadhu mangalodini.


TV9 Interview with Shakeela.
Anchor: Madam poddunna levagane meeru emi chestaru.
Shakeela: Nenu maa intiki vellipotanu.

[wolverine]

An example of ethical business:

A sign outside a famous prostitute's house: " Married me not Allowed. We are here to serve the needy, Not the greedy "

[Virat Kohli]

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A girl marries a doctor. After having sex on first day she says " r u
an anaesthetist?
Doctor: how do u know?
She : [b]kab dala kab nikhala pata nahin chala[/b]
[b]telugu meaning pls[/b]

[Virat Kohli]

kinda evadevadu ee topic chustunaro names vastunnai kada avi hide cheskovachu rooooo na la, cheskondi

[wolverine]

[quote name='Virat Kohli' timestamp='1317924482' post='2949250']

A girl marries a doctor. After having sex on first day she says " r u
an anaesthetist?
Doctor: how do u know?
She : [b]kab dala kab nikhala pata nahin chala[/b]
[b]telugu meaning pls[/b]
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eppudu pettinavv eppudu teesinaavv assal teliyaleduuu .... abbbaaaaa ani meaning

[wolverine]

[quote name='Virat Kohli' timestamp='1317924542' post='2949257']
kinda evadevadu ee topic chustunaro names vastunnai kada avi hide cheskovachu rooooo na la, cheskondi
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ela adi?

[Darling999]

[quote name='Virat Kohli' timestamp='1317924542' post='2949257']
kinda evadevadu ee topic chustunaro names vastunnai kada avi hide cheskovachu rooooo na la, cheskondi
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Evadu ssostey endi baa.. ikkada eminaa porn movies eestunnama.. just Jokes ey Gaa Lite...

[Darling999]

Lady:naku ma vari nundi vidakulu kavali
layer: mee aina kabadi champion kada enti problom
Lady:Adhe nandi problam just tuch chesi paripothunadu........

3 birds are siiting on a tree branch a person fires a bullet at them 2 of them fly away but the 3rd 1 is still sitting there endhuku antav
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g***a balupu mama g***a balupu