Masala Jokes..!

[Darling999]

[quote name='wolverine' timestamp='1317926641' post='2949558']
Proposal of 5th class boyy to 7th class girl

Boy- I love u
Girl- stupid I m elder thn u
Boy- I m madly in luv with u
Girl- Get Lost

Boy- Akkaa Akkaa plss akkaaa oppeskooo akkaaa
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rachaa undii request... cant stop laughin

[wolverine]

who is world's Best Goal Keeper????

Ans : Women......... whyy?????

because which ever way u fu*k , the balls just wont go in !!!!!!

[Darling999]

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"

[wolverine]

Wife bought a new Bra and she wore it in front of her husband..

Husband: deenloo nuvvu chaalaa SeXyy ga unnavvv.....

Wife: Telsuu !! Salesman kudaa ideyy maata annaduuu

[Darling999]

Malli repu vestaa.....people continue...

[Darling999]

[quote name='wolverine' timestamp='1317926970' post='2949586']
Wife bought a new Bra and she wore it in front of her husband..

Husband: deenloo nuvvu chaalaa SeXyy ga unnavvv.....

Wife: Telsuu !! Salesman kudaa ideyy maata annaduuu
[/quote]

[sudigaali]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317920366' post='2948819']
Mom - tippu sultan evaru?
Son - naaku theleedu.
Mom - chadhuvu meeda concentrate chesthe thelusthundhi.
Son - poojaa aunty evaru?
Mom - naaku theleedu.
Son - naa meeda kakundaa nanna meeda concentrate chesthe neekoo thelusthundhi.--------


w : Eamandi neanu miku okati cheputha kani tittodhu
H : cheppu
W : neanu eppudu garbavathi nandi
H : adi anadham mina visham kadha neanu eandhuku kodatha
W : emo nandi pelli kaka mundhu ma dad ki ela chepthenea kottaru
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[wolverine]

Wife: Some one saw my breasts thru the window while I was changing.....

Husband: what did u do then?????

Wife: I covere my breasts with my langaa

[sudigaali]

[quote name='wolverine' timestamp='1317926970' post='2949586']
Wife bought a new Bra and she wore it in front of her husband..

Husband: deenloo nuvvu chaalaa SeXyy ga unnavvv.....

Wife: Telsuu !! Salesman kudaa ideyy maata annaduuu
[/quote]

[sudigaali]

[quote name='wolverine' timestamp='1317927132' post='2949609']
Wife: Some one saw my breasts thru the window while I was changing.....

Husband: what did u do then?????

Wife: I covere my breasts with my langaa
[/quote]

[chillax]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317923918' post='2949184']
A bra falls on a Milk Man entering a building.
He looks up n shouts,"oh Ammai Ni Paala Mutha Kinda Padipoyindi.........
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What did newtons cock say to newton?
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F--k with your law of gravity, I am going up
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[galigannarao]

[quote name='wolverine' timestamp='1317927132' post='2949609']
Wife: Some one saw my breasts thru the window while I was changing.....

Husband: what did u do then?????

Wife: I covere my breasts with my langaa
[/quote]

[wolverine]

Husbad made breakfast to surprise her wife......

Wife: WOW!! what a big idlyyy!!! how did u make such hugee idlys?????

Husband: I used this special cloth.

Wife: U idiot thats my bra.....

[Darling999]

[quote name='wolverine' timestamp='1317927132' post='2949609']
Wife: Some one saw my breasts thru the window while I was changing.....

Husband: what did u do then?????

Wife: I covere my breasts with my langaa
[/quote]

[Darling999]

[quote name='wolverine' timestamp='1317927296' post='2949622']
Husbad made breakfast to surprise her wife......

Wife: WOW!! what a big idlyyy!!! how did u make such hugee idlys?????

Husband: I used this special cloth.

Wife: U idiot thats my bra.....
[/quote]

idoka different angle lo indaakey eesaa, but wordings change ayinaa ayinaa sooper idi...