[quote name='galigannarao' timestamp='1317927874' post='2949679']
nee yanksssssssss navvaleka sachaaa
[/quote]

Gaali baa eminaa saamaan untey eyyachu kadaa.

[quote name='wolverine' timestamp='1317928165' post='2949708']
Never Kiss a Lawyer.... She will say " I object this "

Never kiss a nurse....... She will say " who is next "

Always kiss a teacher.... She will say " Do IT 10 TIMES "


[/quote] Wolvo idi first time vinnapudu ayitey ROFL eyyyyy

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317928235' post='2949719']
Wolvo idi first time vinnapudu ayitey ROFL eyyyyy
[/quote]
yeahhh teacherr....

A man comes back from office to find his wife having sex with a stranger.

He screams at her, 'What do you think you are doing?'

The wife stops and turns to the man in bed with her, 'See, I told you he was stupid.'

[quote name='wolverine' timestamp='1317928165' post='2949708']
Never Kiss a Lawyer.... She will say " I object this "

Never kiss a nurse....... She will say " who is next "

Always kiss a teacher.... She will say " Do IT 10 TIMES "


[/quote]
haha ...

[quote name='galigannarao' timestamp='1317928316' post='2949730']
A man comes back from office to find his wife having sex with a stranger.

He screams at her, 'What do you think you are doing?'

The wife stops and turns to the man in bed with her, [b][color=#ff0000]'See, I told you he was stupid.[/color][/b]'
[/quote]

inka evaraina...postlu veyyandi...baa....

Baa naaku telisinaa own Jokes cheptaa vinandi...telugu ni eng lo ki traslate chestaa bhayappadakandi but chavandi

Iddadru(okadu young okadu old) oka oorollu thumsup taagitey trip to singapore lottery tagultundi...
Iddaru alagey dhotis meeda vellipotaaru singapore ki
singapore hotel lo digaaka iddariki baaga akali vestuntundi
oka maid vastundi .. Singapore language lo adugutundi em kaavaali ani
vellaki ardam kaaka sataaru chaala sepu
maid malli adugutadi appudu.

Young Villager(YV): em cheyyalo telika dhoti paiki ettu taadu
Maid:Ok Got you ani velli oka banana two apples testundi
(YV): fast ga tinestadu.
Maid: malli adugutundi em kaavali ani
Old Villager(OV): em cheyyalo telika dhoti paiki ettu taadu
Maid:Ok Got you ani velli oka plate meeda mootha vesi teeskostundi
OV: fast ga velli open cehsi choosi sachipotaadu
YV: emindi aah ani velli aah plate meeda mootha teesi choostaadi andulo two kismis one badam pappu untaayi

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317929007' post='2949811']
Baa naaku telisinaa own Jokes cheptaa vinandi...telugu ni eng lo ki traslate chestaa bhayappadakandi but chavandi

Iddadru(okadu young okadu old) oka oorollu thumsup taagitey trip to singapore lottery tagultundi...
Iddaru alagey dhotis meeda vellipotaaru singapore ki
singapore hotel lo digaaka iddariki baaga akali vestuntundi
oka maid vastundi .. Singapore language lo adugutundi em kaavaali ani
vellaki ardam kaaka sataaru chaala sepu
maid malli adugutadi appudu.

Young Villager(YV): em cheyyalo telika dhoti paiki ettu taadu
Maid:Ok Got you ani velli oka banana two apples testundi
(YV): fast ga tinestadu.
Maid: malli adugutundi em kaavali ani
Old Villager(OV): em cheyyalo telika dhoti paiki ettu taadu
Maid:Ok Got you ani velli oka plate meeda mootha vesi teeskostundi
OV: fast ga velli open cehsi choosi sachipotaadu
YV: emindi aah ani velli aah plate meeda mootha teesi choostaadi andulo two kismis one badam pappu untaayi
[/quote]
hahaha,,,,,,,,,

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317929007' post='2949811']
Baa naaku telisinaa own Jokes cheptaa vinandi...telugu ni eng lo ki traslate chestaa bhayappadakandi but chavandi

Iddadru(okadu young okadu old) oka oorollu thumsup taagitey trip to singapore lottery tagultundi...
Iddaru alagey dhotis meeda vellipotaaru singapore ki
singapore hotel lo digaaka iddariki baaga akali vestuntundi
oka maid vastundi .. Singapore language lo adugutundi em kaavaali ani
vellaki ardam kaaka sataaru chaala sepu
maid malli adugutadi appudu.

Young Villager(YV): em cheyyalo telika dhoti paiki ettu taadu
Maid:Ok Got you ani velli oka banana two apples testundi
(YV): fast ga tinestadu.
Maid: malli adugutundi em kaavali ani
Old Villager(OV): em cheyyalo telika dhoti paiki ettu taadu
Maid:Ok Got you ani velli oka plate meeda mootha vesi teeskostundi
OV: fast ga velli open cehsi choosi sachipotaadu
YV: emindi aah ani velli aah plate meeda mootha teesi choostaadi andulo two kismis one badam pappu untaayi
[/quote]

Wolvo & Darling...........

u the mans

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317920595' post='2948832']
[color=#ff0000]Teacher:-Arey ravi abcd lu cheppu raa.. Ravi:-A.E.G.H.I.J.K.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z. TeachBF CD lu evi ra?? Ravi:-vasu gadi bag lo vunai madam----[/color]

Oka lift baita ok note rasiundi
streelaku pratayka pradhynita evvali
inka dani kindane rasiundi
oka samayam 6 guru kante ekuva mandi
ekka gudadu.
[/quote]
keka

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317924191' post='2949211']
AN AREOPLAN ASKED ROCKET why r u going so fast Rocket said neekuudaa kinda manta.......pedite....appudu niku....telusutundi.....

[color=#ff0000][b]girl[/b]:nuvvu monthly enni sarlu sshave chestav.[/color]
[color=#ff0000][b]boy[/b]:monthly kadhu rojuku 30nundi 100 sarlu chestanu.[/color]
[color=#ff0000][b]girl:[/b]mentalodiva boy:[/color]
[color=#ff0000][b]boy[/b]:kadhu mangalodini.[/color]


TV9 Interview with Shakeela.
Anchor: Madam poddunna levagane meeru emi chestaru.
Shakeela: Nenu maa intiki vellipotanu.
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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317925598' post='2949427']
[color=#ff0000]Husband in balcony reading news paper.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]A donkey came near by.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]HusbandDarling ur relatives came[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?[/color]

Wife To Husband Oka Dunnatopu Samchramlo Kanisam
300 sarlu Sex Chestadi
Meru Dantlo Sagam Kuda Cheyaru
Husband:-Edi Ekkadaina Rasiunda A Dunnapotu Okate Aau (Cow) to Sex Chestadani.
[/quote]

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