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[quote name='wolverine' timestamp='1317925273' post='2949354']
Newly married couple having sex 24*7
they became weak but didnot stop they consulted a doc
Doc said:" Have sex only on the days of the week which have "R" in it that is thuRsday, fRiday & satuRday and the couple agreed

on monday husband askswife: Darling what day is it?

Wife siggupadukuntuu: "somawaRam" CITI_c$y CITI_c$y
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4 maga kukkaluu... 1 ada kukka ni nirmaanushangaa rape chestunnayyy......

deggara unna oka auntyy chusi edavatamm modalupettindiii.....

Boy asked: emaindi auntyy???

Aunty: em ledu babuuu... paata rojulu gurtukocchayyy... CITI_c$y CITI_c$y

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[quote name='wolverine' timestamp='1317925664' post='2949440']
A recent survey showed why men like their peenis sucked by a woman.....

10% like the feeling

12% like the dominance

&

78% like the 10 minutes SILENCE.......... CITI_c$y CITI_c$y
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[quote name='wolverine' timestamp='1317927667' post='2949661']
4 maga kukkaluu... 1 ada kukka ni nirmaanushangaa rape chestunnayyy......

deggara unna oka auntyy chusi edavatamm modalupettindiii.....

Boy asked: emaindi auntyy???

Aunty: em ledu babuuu... paata rojulu gurtukocchayyy... CITI_c$y CITI_c$y
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CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y you rock you rock

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317926136' post='2949493']

meerantha baaney undi , naa paristithi endi assamey naa inkaa.. nannu ganaka Ban chestey mee andarini kudaa Ban cheyyalani naa request hehehe CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y...all 13 mems and rest alll CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y
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[quote name='wolverine' timestamp='1317926331' post='2949521']
8 yr boy caught in a Rape Case

In court, Lady lawyer held his peenis and said " ur honour see this, Can he RAPE?"

Boy silently says

"[b][color=#b22222]aaahhh DONT SHAKEE........ U ll loose the case [/color][/b]" CITI_c$y CITI_c$y
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[quote name='wolverine' timestamp='1317927667' post='2949661']
4 maga kukkaluu... 1 ada kukka ni nirmaanushangaa rape chestunnayyy......

deggara unna oka auntyy chusi edavatamm modalupettindiii.....

Boy asked: emaindi auntyy???

Aunty: em ledu babuuu... paata rojulu gurtukocchayyy... CITI_c$y CITI_c$y
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nee yanksssssssss navvaleka sachaaa CITI_c$y CITI_c$y

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1317926591' post='2949555']
Oka foreigner Road paina Oka Kojja ni Chusi Ila Adugutadu
Hi, are u a prostitute?
Kojja Answer Istadu: No, I am a substitute.

What is a KISS ?
- [color=#ff0000][b]Kiss is an inquiry in first floor about vacancy in the ground[/b][/color]
[color=#ff0000][b]floor.........![/b][/color]
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[quote name='wolverine' timestamp='1317926641' post='2949558']
Proposal of 5th class boyy to 7th class girl

Boy- I love u
Girl- stupid I m elder thn u
Boy- I m madly in luv with u
Girl- Get Lost

Boy- [color=#ff0000][b]Akkaa Akkaa plss akkaaa oppeskooo akkaaa[/b][/color] CITI_c$y CITI_c$y
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[quote name='wolverine' timestamp='1317926970' post='2949586']
Wife bought a new Bra and she wore it in front of her husband..

Husband: deenloo nuvvu chaalaa SeXyy ga unnavvv.....

Wife: [b][color=#ff0000]Telsuu !! Salesman kudaa ideyy maata annaduuu[/color][/b] CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y
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[quote name='wolverine' timestamp='1317927667' post='2949661']
4 maga kukkaluu... 1 ada kukka ni nirmaanushangaa rape chestunnayyy......

deggara unna oka auntyy chusi edavatamm modalupettindiii.....

Boy asked: emaindi auntyy???

Aunty: em ledu babuuu... paata rojulu gurtukocchayyy... CITI_c$y CITI_c$y
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CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y ee rojantha navvutuney unna ....sastunna navvaleka appice looo...

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[quote name='wolverine' timestamp='1317927667' post='2949661']
4 maga kukkaluu... 1 ada kukka ni nirmaanushangaa rape chestunnayyy......

deggara unna oka auntyy chusi edavatamm modalupettindiii.....

Boy asked: emaindi auntyy???

[b][color=#ff0000]Aunty: em ledu babuuu... paata rojulu gurtukocchayyy... CITI_c$y [/color][/b] CITI_c$y
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racha dialogue.... CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y

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appatnunchi soostunna ..evari musu veerulu.. bayataki raavaali.
13 members, 53 guests,[color=#8b4513][b] 2 anonymous users.........[/b][/color]

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Never Kiss a Lawyer.... She will say " I object this "

Never kiss a nurse....... She will say " who is next "

Always kiss a teacher.... She will say " Do IT 10 TIMES "

@3$% @3$%

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