psycopk Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 White Women First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but only but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psycopk Posted December 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Irish Women First Date: You both get blind drunk and have ****. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have ****. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psycopk Posted December 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Italian Women First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have ****, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having ****. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psycopk Posted December 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Chinese Women First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psycopk Posted December 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Indian Women First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psycopk Posted December 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Black Women First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psycopk Posted December 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Mexican Women First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have **** in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant. Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psycopk Posted December 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Jewish Women First Date: You will have to spend all your money to impress her Second Date: You will take a loan to keep the image Third Date : Your are broke, she finds someone wealthier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psycopk Posted December 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Arab Women First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out. Second Date: Guy is shot dead. No third date!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perk Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 *=: jews ni maintain cheyatam kastame ite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psycopk Posted December 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 *=: jews ni maintain cheyatam kastame ite jews anina parledu...kani mexican darunam ga... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hanumanth1982 Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 White Women First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have **** but only but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position. keko kekaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kevvu manpinchindhi post............................. " " " " " " " " " " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sureedu Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 white best - Japanese waste ~"! ~"! ~"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perk Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 jews anina parledu...kani mexican darunam ga... mexican to first date ki pani jarigidi ga...konchem satisfy avatame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psycopk Posted December 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 mexican to first date ki pani jarigidi ga...konchem satisfy avatame oka roju sukam kosam... valla family motham nee intlo settle avutaru mama... inka nee jeevitham lo sukam ane padame undadu... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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