Vatrasudi Posted December 29, 2009 Report Posted December 29, 2009 Sardar Strikes Again............. One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient: Yes. A good doctor. One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking... Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Sardar built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y? When asked him, he said, "Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming. A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse: - I Love U sister... Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.. Friend: How do u know? Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new Sardar: Miss, Did u on my mobile? Teacher: Me? No, why? Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call". Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court. Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame? Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE. Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. Manager: Do U know MS Office? Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir. Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay " Air hostess said: "B silent." Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay" Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU" Sardarji replied: "I Mr YOU" !!. Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key Doctor: When? Sardar: 3 Months Ago Dr: Wat were u doing till now? Sardar: We were using duplicate key Dr: So why did you come today Sardar: We lost the duplicate key!! Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road??? Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office.... After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said: "Oye, Torch is okay" Haste raho….. Quote
master123 Posted December 29, 2009 Report Posted December 29, 2009 Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road??? Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office.... this is awesome Quote
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