GUNTUR2US Posted January 13, 2012 Report Posted January 13, 2012 [b] California Crazy Law[/b] [list] [*]Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. [*]Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. [*]Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants. [*]Bathhouses are against the law. [*]In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs. [*]No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. [*]Women may not drive in a house coat. [*]It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. [b] Arcadia[/b] [*]Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways. [b] Alhambra[/b] [*]You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit. [b] Baldwin Park[/b] [*]Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. [b] Belvedere[/b] [*]City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash." [b] Blythe[/b] [*]You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows. [b] Burlingame[/b] [*]It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds. [b] Carmel[/b] [*]Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor) [*]Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits. [b] Chico[/b] [*]Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. [b] Downey[/b] [*]It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995). [b] Hollywood[/b] [*]It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time. [b] Lafayette[/b] [*]You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person. [b] Lodi[/b] [*]It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String". [b] Lompoc[/b] [*]It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace. [b] Long Beach[/b] [*]It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course. [*]Cars are the only item allowed in a garage. [b] Los Angeles[/b] [*]Toads may not be licked. [*]You may not hunt moths under a street light. [*]It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison. [*]You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time. [*]Zoot suits are prohibited. [*]It is illegal to cry on the witness stand. [*]It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. [b] Ontario[/b] [*]Roosters may not crow in the city limits. [b] Pacific Grove[/b] [*]Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine. [b] Palm Springs[/b] [*]It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM. [b] Pasadena[/b] [*]It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss. [b] Prunedale[/b] [*]Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house. [b] Redlands[/b] [*]Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it. [b] Riverside[/b] [*]One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock. [b] San Diego[/b] [*]The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250. [*]It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar. [b] San Francisco[/b] [*]Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street. [*]Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash. [*]It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner. [*]It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear. [b] San Jose[/b] [*]It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. -Ord. 7.08.595 [b] Santa Monica[/b] [*]You may not play percussion instruments on the beach. [b] Temecula[/b] [*]Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times. [/list] 1 Quote
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