Sex'y Quotes

February 5, 2012

[color=#000000]‎1.Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. [/color]

[color=#000000]2.My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. [/color]

[color=#000000]3.Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings". [/color]

[color=#000000]4.There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together == 'don't stop'!

5.Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.

6.There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

7.Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

8.Q : What's an Australian kiss?
A : The same thing as a French kiss, only down under

9.A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the Thing.

10.Q : What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?
A : Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't!

11.Teacher: Use "harassment" in a sentence.
Johnny: Her mouth said no, but "her ass meant" yes.

12.Q : What's the difference between a bitch and a **?
A : A ** sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.

13.Q : Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A : Breasts don't have eyes .

14.Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men still sleep with their wives!

15. When I was born, I got a choice A big dick or a good memory. I am not able to remember, what did I choose?[/color]