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[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Happy Anniversary, Sachin's 99th ton[/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] [/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] [/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] [/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] [/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] [/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Bangalore, Mon Mar 12[/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Once upon a time, Sachin Tendulkar notched up his 99th International hundred. [/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Sehwag had just got his hair weaving done and he was looking all handsome. More importantly, Dhoni never considered Sehwag 'old', back then. Half the Indian population wasn't aware who Duncan Fletcher was. The only rotation policy that Indian cricketers knew was the rotating of strike during the game. And, Sachin Tendulkar was 'still' the owner of that Ferrari gifted to him by Fiat and Michael Schumacher. [/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]It's been a year now. 12th March 2011 was the day when Tendulkar scored a classy 111 against South Africa in the 2011 World Cup - his last international ton. No prizes for guessing the result of that game. That's where it all began, that's when the most infamous countdown started. And even today, on the 12th of March 2012, the curse remains to be lifted. [/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Tendulkar wasn't the only victim. Poor Harbhajan - the man though fully fit - was dropped because the Little Master didn't score his 100th hundred. The tension began to mount and Sehwag started to lose his hair again. Dravid couldn't see this anymore and retired from all forms of international cricket. Even Sunil Gavaskar, who believes in quite a lot of superstitions, thought he's the reason behind all this and decided to sit at home and pray instead of opting to do commentary for India's tour of Australia. [/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Nothing seemed to work. Shoaib Akhtar would love to take credit that the negative impact his book has had on Tendulkar's mind is the sole reason for him not scoring the hundredth hundred. Vinay Kumar would be feeling extremely guilty of ruining Sachin's form by bowling slow motion deliveries in the nets. It is presumed that ever since VK was selected, Sachin's reaction time has taken a beating. [/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]If you'd ask Shahid Afridi, he would suggest two changes. One would be in the 'age' column on Tendulkar's profile and the other would be a 'retire and come back' plan. Tony Greig would be of the school of thought that not using the DRS is the reason why Sachin hasn't got to his 100th hundred, though we see no connection between the two. Well, we all know Tony's love towards the BCCI. [/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]"Sachin has carried the burden of the nation for 21 years now, it is about time we carry him", was what Virat Kohli said. And, the amount of hundreds Kohli is scoring suggests that he's aiming for that 100th ton too. [/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Even the ICC would be tired of waiting. The memento that they were planning to give Tendulkar for his 100th ton has reportedly undergone complete corrosion. [/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Pizza brands are planning to come up with a Sachin Pizza that would be sold for just 99 rupees. And they also confirm that the price would remain 99 for a year at least. Sachin Tendulkar bought a new house in Mumbai and the registration authorities were planning to provide the door number 99 until Sachin intervened. [/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Mohandas Menon - the statsman - should be feeling terrible. He had 100 stats ready for Tendulkar's 100th ton and he had to modify 99 of them now. When will Sachin get to his 100th hundred? That's the ultimate question even astrologers in India don't have an answer to. [/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]The countdown has also begun for this article. If Sachin scores a hundred against Sri Lanka in their Asia Cup encounter, this article might get the sacking, just like Bhajji. Ain't expecting a standing ovation, but the piece is funny, no? [/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]PS: There is no factual evidence that would support this article apart from the fact that Sachin has scored only 99 international hundreds now. Of course, Sehwag has gone bald again and Dravid has retired.[/font][/color]

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[Anta Assamey]

[quote name='HAPPYNESS' timestamp='1331656789' post='1301511114']
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6vr05va2Ii4/T1jsNDUn1KI/AAAAAAAAB_U/RgFR4Qik0AM/s1600/brahmanandam+king.gif[/img] ippudu konta mandi dundagulu vastaruuu...[b][color=#ff0000]valleee Sachin gadini penchi pedda chesiiiii batting nerpinchi[/color][/b].... asaluuu abbooooo patriotism thannuku vachestundi ....argue cheyyaaleka koncham sepu personal abuse chesi vellipotaru
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[img]http://lh6.ggpht.com/-rUcCM6TVyuw/TwoN2j_hyhI/AAAAAAAAGAA/9OUeYZzgCPk/s150/PK-13.gif[/img] janalu alage tayaru ayyaru.... meda padi rakkestunnaru Sachin ani kanapadite chaalu

[Anta Assamey]

[quote name='HAPPYNESS' timestamp='1331658151' post='1301511202']
[img]http://lh6.ggpht.com/-rUcCM6TVyuw/TwoN2j_hyhI/AAAAAAAAGAA/9OUeYZzgCPk/s150/PK-13.gif[/img] janalu alage tayaru ayyaru.... meda padi rakkestunnaru Sachin ani kanapadite chaalu
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