Puli-hora Posted January 11, 2010 Report Posted January 11, 2010 -----------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar was making luv with a Japanese girl. midlle, the girl screamd:"Musakho..". Sardar didnt undrstand nything.next day in the golf club, a japanese player also said :"Musakho..". Surprised Sardar askd the meaning and the man said:"it means Wrong Hole"!!------------------------------------------------------------------------A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries: "DOCTOR, DOCTOR! I can't feel my legs,Omg I can't feel them at all!"Doctor replied : "Well of course you can't silly, I've cut off both of your arms!"----------------------------------------------------------------------lady1: wat do u think about husbands???lady2: they all are like "OWLES"...lady1: Why???lady2: they can see good things in WIFE only at night...----------------------------------------------------------------------Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!----------------------------------------------------------------------A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!-----------------------------------------------------------------------A BOY AND A GIRL WENT TO A MOVIE...A MOSQUITO ENTERS INTO THE GIRLS PANTY...GUESS...WHERE IT WOULD BITE?????????ON BOYS "FINGER"....-------------------------------------------------------------------------At a party, someone yelled: All married guys plz stand next to one person who has made ur life worth living.The bartender was almost crushed to death. hahaha,,,,,,,,-------------------------------------------------------------------------What is "big" in Ladies, "small" in girlsand "not" there in babies????????The Letter "L"what u thinking..?? dirty mind------------------------------------------------------------------------A $ex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running.No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.------------------------------------------------------------------------Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.----------------------------------------------------------------Man says to Hotel Manager : Hey, hurry come fast, my wife is going to jump out of the window and commit suicide!Manager : But what can i do sir???Man : Idiot, give me the keys..the window is locked!---------------------------------------------------------------------------Wife : When I'm gone you are not gonna find another girl like me!Husband: Ok...But what makes you think I'd want another girl like you?!?-----------------------------------------------------------------------A kid BOY down his pant and ask girl Do u have this?Girl: lift her skirt up and saysMy mom says if u have this u can get plenty of those ....-------------------------------------------------------------------------Teacher asked Sardar,"If U dial 001,Then what will happen?"Sardar:"Police jeep will come in a Reverse Gear .!-----------------------------------------------------------------------There have been many time in 2009when I may disturbed youtroubled uirritated ubugged utoday I just wanna tell youI plan to continue it in 2010.-----------------------------------------------------------------------Interview:boss: where were you born?sardar: punjabboss: WHICH PART ?Sardar: WHAT WHICH PART?.IDIOT WHOLE BODY WAS BORN IN PUNJAB!-----------------------------------------------------------------------Wife:Wat is 15 years with me?Husband:A sec.Wife:What is $10000 for me?Husband:A coin.Wife: Ok give me a coin.Husband:Wait a sec-----------------------------------------------------------------------Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus..-----------------------------------------------------------------------Shopkeeper: Madam this p a n t y this bra will look nice on U.Lady: How can U be so sure?Shopkeeper: I'have done diploma in interior designing.-----------------------------------------------------------------------Wife 2 husbnt :: U dont know how 2 love.husbnt: if i dont know how 2 love than these three kids u have r downloaded by the Internet.????in which wife politely replied......''NO these r taken from MR sharma's PENDRIVE.....------------------------------------------------------------------------if u sleep with ur g.f on 14 feb (valentine day )she wil giv u gud newz on 8 march (mothers day) and u wil hav a child on 14 nov (childern day)...see d medical aspects but dont try dis on every g.f otherwise u wil hav bad newz on 1st Dec (Aids Day).-----------------------------------------------------------------------Que : Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?Ans : A woman bcos shelifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2stones with the help of a crane.----------------------------------------------------------------------College Dean to Students:U People Must Sleep At least 8 Hours a Day.Studentz:Impossible Dean!College Is Only For five Hourz!----------------------------------------------------------------------Whats an average 6 inch longInside a guys pants and girls love to blow it up?????A:1000- rupee currency note.!Always think positive Quote
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