Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

Notice at Church: Do nt leave ur mobiles, purses, wallets, handbags, girl friends unattended. Others may think it is an answer to their prayers

[summer27]

Why do orgasms exist? 
Because otherwise people wldn't know when to stop f**king each other...!!

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A Great Sex Philosopher Very Well Said . . . . " MARD Ki Taaqat Ka Andazaa uss Ke Zor Se Nahi . , Ladki Ke Shor Se Hota Hai"[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Salesgirl :Sir no smoking in d shop[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man: but i bought cigarettes frm ur shop.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Salesgirl: Sir we sell Condoms too, bt it doesn mean u start Fu-king us right here..[/font][/color]

[kiran karthik]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334746720' post='1301653980']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Salesgirl :Sir no smoking in d shop[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man: but i bought cigarettes frm ur shop.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Salesgirl: Sir we sell Condoms too, bt it doesn mean u start Fu-king us right here..[/font][/color]
[/quote]
[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Madam Bacho Se - Kal Raat Meri Dhoom-Dham Se Shaadi Huyi. Is Past tense Ko Future tense me Badal kar Batao.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Student - Aj Raat Aapki Jamkar Chudai Hogi[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Couple claiming Virginity-[/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl:if this was ur 1st time, then how did u do it so well.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy:if this was ur 1st time then how do u know that I did well[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Phone rings.. Tring... Tring... [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy : Hello chintu hai ? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl : Nahi hai. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy : Mujhe mauka do, ho jayega[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Success is like Pregnancy, everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times u got f**ked to achieve it..[/font][/color]

[balu_gani]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334746624' post='1301653979']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A Great Sex Philosopher Very Well Said . . . . " MARD Ki Taaqat Ka Andazaa uss Ke Zor Se Nahi . , Ladki Ke Shor Se Hota Hai"[/font][/color]
[/quote]
[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Ob9K2it3aGQ/T1pZhwscRjI/AAAAAAAACG4/5x4CpDDBBs8/s1600/brahmanandam+whistle.gif[/img]

[balu_gani]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334747382' post='1301653992']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Couple claiming Virginity-[/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl:if this was ur 1st time, then how did u do it so well.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy:if this was ur 1st time then how do u know that I did well[/font][/color]
[/quote]
[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GS0BawsmfIg/T3rlP1TsP4I/AAAAAAAACz4/JypZtQGwnsM/s1600/brahmanandam+gif.gif[/img]

[SoftwareBaba]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334748638' post='1301654001']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Phone rings.. Tring... Tring... [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy : Hello chintu hai ? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl : Nahi hai. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy : Mujhe mauka do, ho jayega[/font][/color]
[/quote]


[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img]

[SoftwareBaba]

[list]
[*][url="http://www.andhrafriends.com/user/27851-softwarebaba/"]SoftwareBaba[/url],
[*][size=6][url="http://www.andhrafriends.com/user/13579-samantha/"]samantha.[/url] [/size]
[/list]
[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img]

[SoftwareBaba]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334746624' post='1301653979']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A Great Sex Philosopher Very Well Said . . . . " MARD Ki Taaqat Ka Andazaa uss Ke Zor Se Nahi . , Ladki Ke Shor Se Hota Hai"[/font][/color]
[/quote]


arupulu idhi matram [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Two friends were watchin Bungee Jumping[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]First one asked "u want to try"?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Other guy [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,] replied"No Way!I I was born because of rubber that broke, don't want to die the same way[/font][/color]